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If Every Movie Got a Straight-to-DVD Sequel

Hollywood is able to come up with an excuse to turn any movie into a sequel. We asked you to come up with some sequels that we'd be surprised to see, even from them.

The winners are below, but first the runners up.

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Entry by jamesdoakes

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THIRTY YEARS AGO. HE TOOK CARE OF THE OVERLOOK HoTeL. Now. HE'S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THEM. HEAR THAT? THAT'S KUBRICK SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE. -EMPIRE

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Entry by ryanmcf10

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Entry by ElDoceHombre

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Entry by BRWombat

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Entry by TorpedoVegas

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Entry by Ted E.

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