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22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)

We've seen the Mel Gibson classic Conspiracy Theory more times than should be allowed. And in the spirit of that fine film, our readers have come up with some fake conspiracy theories that could absolutely be true, but most definitely are not. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Note to our beloved government: We love America, and if any of these are actually true please don't hold us responsible. We'll gladly sell out the conspiracy's originator.

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Entry by Sonny Time

The Mars Exploration Rover has discovered life on Mars and is trying TO warn us. Apparently the rover is unable to send back images of the lifeform, b

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Entry by Kanklefest

HOARDING is actually a survival trait, storing provisions for future scarcity. However... since 2005 the U.S. Department of Commerce has waged a propa

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Entry by hagiograph

TEDDY ROOSEVELT WLLIAM HOwARD TAFT MOUsTACHE a No PRESDENT SWCE THEN HAS HAD FACIAL HAIR W THE 1320's TESTOSTERONE AND ESTROCEN WERE DLSCOVERED. All M

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Entry by blammerjammer

A new version of the iPhone software (7.1.2) is available for download. OK This firmware version was released June 30, 2014; Just 2 months before the

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Entry by monkeylamp

In 2003 The Brawny Man Changed Brawny Is Owned By KOCH INDUSTRIES INC R AIso in 2003 Mitt Romney Became Govoner 2 Of Massachusetts KOCH BROTHERS EXPOS

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THE LUBRICATING STRIP ON DISPOSABLE RAZORS CONTAIN MINOXIDIL THE ACTIVE INGREDIENT IN ROGAINE. THE NUMBER ONE HAIR REGROWTH TREATMENT IN AMERICA. Roga

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Entry by dritjon

CERN IS BUILDING A PORTAL TO CONTACT ANCIENT GODS Cue m.1 Cee ns.2 Clue 3 n. Andod Godsr CERN Inelte The tHC LHC olally Antiort Shin lookes god ANANCI

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Entry by AM Smiley

Nicki Minaj's CRACKED C Anaconda video... ...the over-the-top outrage over the alternate Spiderwoman cover..o ...and J-Lo's Booty performance at Fashi

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Entry by Muchuchubacca

$25 $22.9 U.S. Organic Sales: $20 20% per year growth since 1990 $15 Billions $10 $5 $0 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 1i

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Entry by guydouglas

In the early 1980s, a satanic cult known only as The Deathly Chamber, rose to prominence in the UK. Some say they have ties to the Illuminati. In 1986

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Entry by Kanomi

WHAT IS NASA HIDING ON THE MOON? 200M IN CLOSER... CLOSER SATANIC MOON FACE! CRACKEDCOMT

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Entry by John Snape

THE First Apple Computer cost: CRYSTAL BREADEOARD CONTROLED AREA TMNO COMPLETE VDEO TERMNAL ELECTRONICS POWER SUPPUES LOW. -PROFILE SOCKETS NMDD ONALL

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Entry by Sonny Time

FACT 1 September 11 1985 Pete Rose breaks all-time hit record with 4, 192 hits. September 11 2001 -World Trade Center is destroyed. Same Date ROSE FAC

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Entry by OkMeatFood

22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)

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Entry by Ruy Platt

22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)

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Entry by bazooka

NEW PROOF: TRUMP IS BOTCHED CHURCHILL CLONE

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Entry by Kanomi

22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)

22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)

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Entry by Kanomi

http/www.geocities.comMainstreet23/sailormoonisa666.html SAILOR MOON IS A 666 SAILOR MOON is Japanese cartoon made by Shinto Priestess secretly teac

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Entry by Ted E.

WAKE UP, AMERICA! How is M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN still employed despite bomb after bomb at the box office? How has his production company avoided bankruptc

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Entry by Paka

Portrait of Edgar Allen Poe's Editor, Shakespeare Seamus LaDeuche, 1841 Shakespeare's Fingerprint Ernest Hemingway's LaBeoufs Assistant (never identif

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Entry by NecroCritic

The Anti-Vaccination movement is a Big Pharma conspiracy. Pharmaceutical companies make over $900 billion a year treating the illnesses that vaccines

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