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Real Name: mistersarcastic
Member Since: September 23rd, 2010
About Me: Hi! My favorite food is pizza. My favorite toy is my toy car. It is red and makes a 'vroom' sound.
It turns out that video game makers don't give two craps about canon, even if the game is based on an all-time cinema classic. And sometimes that's awesome.