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Real Name: Ryan Lichtenstein
Member Since: August 23rd, 2009
About Me: I mean... Meh.
The Falcon must have impenetrable skin to protect him from all the bullets, shrapnel, debris, fire, and birds.
Even if you aren't watching a superhero movie, literally every movie character still has superhuman abilities you never considered.
Before he was Batfleck, Ben Affleck was Daredevil: assaulter of women.
Mance Rayder? More like Mance I'm-Not-Very-Good-At-This-Leading-An-Army-Thing-der. Or something like that.