Every writer has one or two dark secrets lurking in a bottom desk drawer somewhere.

There's always that ONE country.

Today's modern soldiers have to contend with things you never did when playing with G.I. Joes in your bedroom.

What's shocking isn't that these weird felonies exist, but the fact that somewhere in the world, they happen often enough to be considered trends.

Running for president and then losing is the first step toward a life of soul-crushing misery and heartache.

There are some very basic things that are standing in the way of the sci-fi future we were promised.

Kalymykia is a Buddhist republic in Russia. You read that right.

If you find yourself being arrested for armed robbery, you can always blame it on someone else who was wearing a mask of your face.

There are so many serious injuries sustained at Ashley Furniture that we wouldn't be surprised if the head office was running an Amputee Pool.

WARNING: This article gets increasingly deranged as it advances. Cracked is not responsible for your psychologist bills.