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MrTweek
Real Name: MrTweek
Member Since: August 30th, 2008
About Me:
I pretty much kick ass. Not in a physical or mental sense but, uh, I guess I'm just trying to say that I have a positive self-image.
Here's what some readers have said about my writing:
"You shut your dirty whore mouth"
-GUMBjork
"Any question I had about my sexuality before has now been answered with just a simple examination of my fingers."
- ShadowStarr
"I am suddenly itchy. Thanks Jay."
-Meikamo
"Some really terrible attempts at humor here... "
-civver
"sucked hard"
-glendoor42
"someone should just invade poland's ass and end this madness"
-romeodeltabravo
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Why The Length Of Your Fingers Dictate Who You Are
You probably don't give much thought to how important your fingers are.
6 Ways Your Body Loves to Screw You (Explained by Science)
Your body is out to destroy you, and we've got the science to prove it.
6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)
The only thing more awesome than an urban legend turning out to be true is if that same legend involves some sort of nefarious sex or groin related hilarity.
7 Terrifying Creatures You'll Never See Coming
There are just outright evil creatures out there, but the vast majority have the common decency to be upfront about the fact they can do us serious harm. But these assholes can ruin your day, and you'll never see them coming.
5 Accidental Inventions That Changed The World
Each of these products has changed the way we live, and each one came about either by serendipity or a complete f*@k-up.
