My bag gets into some weird scenarios and maybe yours does too. So let's manage them.

We're cool with these people for no other reason than we just got tired of caring.

Of all the activities one can enjoy in all the world, sex is easily a top 10 event.

Woe be to anything that turns a parent into a person. (Like this article.)

There are some things everyone seems to do that, if we stopped to ask some friends from a faraway land about, they'd think we're all absolutely nuts.

Most of us are willing to come down on people we find objectionable. Except, for some reason, in a handful of cases, when we like to raise up those turd golems and pretend they're pristine turd angels.

Sometimes you become friends with someone before you know their true nature.

An IMDb title search of JonBenet reveals over 100 entries. Of those, 15 or so are movies or miniseries. That's nearly one a year since she died. And a new one is coming in 2017.

Someone explain the popularity of these bizarre sub-genres to us.