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Real Name: Kier
Member Since: March 22nd, 2011
About Me:
Personal experience team member for Cracked and a freelance writer/editor for a plethora of places. Find me wherever jokes are sold.
I'm always looking for writing or editing jobs, so if you have something in mind, you can reach me at kierharris91@gmail.com
Or if that's not your thing, follow me on Twitter: @NotAnotherKier
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A really powerful microscope is the sort of thing nobody would buy for entertainment, yet we can't shake the feeling that if we had one, we'd use it all the time.
Apparently, The media doesn't always have time for such time-consuming practices as 'fact checking' and 'thinking about this for a moment to work out if it sounds idiotic.'
It turns out that a whole lot of famous firsts are credited to the wrong people, due to politics, bad luck, or outright lies.
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