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John Oliver Laments HBO Mergers and Having ‘Three Different Business Daddies in 10 Years’
John Oliver Laments HBO Mergers and Having ‘Three Different Business Daddies in 10 Years’

Somehow, ‘Last Week Tonight’ survived AT&T’s acquisition of HBO and the infamous Discovery merger

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Netflix Viewers Call Out Sydney Sweeney for Ripping Off Mr. Bean
Netflix Viewers Call Out Sydney Sweeney for Ripping Off Mr. Bean

The opening of ‘Anyone But You’ is suspiciously familiar to ‘Bean’

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Here’s the Guy Who Bought Every Onion in America
Here’s the Guy Who Bought Every Onion in America

What are you gonna do, cry about it?

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Four Places Where Animals Have Tamed Humans
Four Places Where Animals Have Tamed Humans

Those damn dirty... cats?

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Ellen DeGeneres Says She Got Kicked Out of Show Business
Ellen DeGeneres Says She Got Kicked Out of Show Business

How many times can one comedian get canceled?

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Recently Discovered Fossils That Belong in Your Nightmares
Recently Discovered Fossils That Belong in Your Nightmares

There is no more potent nightmare fuel than a snake the size of a school bus

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Netflix Explains Why It’s in the Dave Chappelle and Matt Rife Business
Netflix Explains Why It’s in the Dave Chappelle and Matt Rife Business

If you don’t like it, says Netflix, turn it off

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These Are the 400 Years No One Gave a Shit About the Mona Lisa
These Are the 400 Years No One Gave a Shit About the Mona Lisa

That smile’s only been mysterious as of recent times

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15 Dad Jokes for the Hall of Shame
15 Dad Jokes for the Hall of Shame

These all make me want to puke

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Jennifer Aniston Thinks She Can Do Dolly Parton Justice With ‘9 to 5’ Remake
Jennifer Aniston Thinks She Can Do Dolly Parton Justice With ‘9 to 5’ Remake

The ‘Friends’ star is producing a ‘Reimagining’ of the comedy classic to be written by Diablo Cody

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5 Bizarre Prison Rules and Regulations From Around the World
5 Bizarre Prison Rules and Regulations From Around the World

I wouldn’t recommend ignoring them, either

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