keegan.kelly Chicago, IL

Real Name: Keegan Kelly

Member Since: October 11th, 2021

About Me:
Dad, husband, President, citizen.

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Matt Rife Admits the Obvious — Getting ‘Canceled’ Wasn’t A Punishment At All

By Keegan Kelly

Rife gloated about the non-consequences to his recent controversy at a sold-out show at the Hollywood Bowl

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The Celebrity Guests Who Debased Themselves the Best on ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’

By Keegan Kelly

All the A-listers who went the extra mile in delivering depravity during their time on ‘Sunny’

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The Officially Greenlit ‘Office’ Sequel Switches From the Dying Paper Industry to the Dying Newspaper Industry

By Keegan Kelly

The upcoming untitled series set in the ‘Office’ universe will mockument a Midwestern newspaper

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Jerry Seinfeld Is Wrong About the ‘Seinfeld’ Finale

By Keegan Kelly

Seinfeld says that that one ‘Curb’ joke could have cured ‘The Finale’s ills, which means he still hasn’t learned any lessons

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Schadenfreude Fans Troll Tom Selleck After He Claims He Could Lose His Ranch

By Keegan Kelly

Maybe the ‘Magnum, P.I.’ star could take out a reverse mortgage on his sprawling California estate

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Could the Stotch Family’s Dark Secret Explain Why Butters Has It So Bad on ‘South Park’?

By Keegan Kelly

A fan theory suggests that Butters’ parents are awful to him because he isn’t an only child

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Marlon Wayans Says That Comedy Movies Will Make A Comeback

By Keegan Kelly

Wayans isn’t worried about the downswing of comedy films because movie trends are ‘cyclical’

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Cedric the Entertainer Quit Gambling After One Round of Golf With Michael Jordan

By Keegan Kelly

The ‘Barbershop’ star recalls His Airness and Charles Barkley betting 10 grand on each hole

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Thirty Years Later, Even the Writers of ‘Friends’ Don’t Know Who Coined the Phrase ‘Friend Zone’

By Keegan Kelly

Neither writer of ‘The One with the Blackout’ was able to take responsibility for the episode’s enduring impact

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For the Second Time in 10 Months, Frank Reynolds’ Anti-Diddling Song from ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Is Amazingly Relevant

By Keegan Kelly

Drake lifted his latest diss track in his beef with Kendrick Lamar from a certain child beauty pageant

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32 of the Funniest Mean Tweets About Henry Kissinger Dying

By Keegan Kelly

Rest in piss, bozo!

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12 Angry Facts About MADtv, SNL's Wilder, Louder, Messier Little Brother

By Brian C. Miller, Keegan Kelly

Tidbits, trivia, and fun facts about the red-headed stepchild of late-night sketch comedy