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25 Secrets Overheard by Taxi Drivers

The back of a taxicab, much like a confessional, is sacred. It feels like a liminal space where you can do or say anything without repercussions — maybe because you assume the driver isn’t listening. 

Newsflash, bucko! They’re listening, and they’re doing a little judging as well. 

The drivers of Reddit have put it in park and recalled the wildest things they’ve heard from behind the partition, and honestly, the divorce lawyers colluding with each other is the least surprising story. 

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Cayhawt 8y ago 1. Two girls taking about how they fucked the same guy. Both agreed his dick was too big and he was hurting them by lasting too long, both concluded he was gay. 2. Two middle aged couples trying to agree to a foursome. 4.1K Share ...

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legionofsquirrel Зу ago That he secretly hated all white people because they were all secretly Trump loving MAGA Nazis bent on destroying the world through some sort of capitalistic control thing that I can't even begin to remember because it was so damn outlandish did I just kind of tuned him out. This was for a 14-minute ride. We are both white. 574 Share ...

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vidarfe e Зу ago e Edited 3y ago Once drove three teenage girls. At the end of the trip I knew everything about their friends' sexual life. Who had slept with who, with or without condom. Who had infected who with chlamydia. And so on ad nauseam.

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Master7RealBodyNMind . 3y ago People planning a murder at the location I'm dropping them off, told them to get out and left them. 1.3K Share ...

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foodpoisoningsucks в 3y ago e Edited 3y ago A 50 year old man admitted to me that he doesn't know how to cook and doesn't have the time to do it, so he'll sneak out late at night to get leftovers from his mother's house. 2.8K Share ...

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HeberMonteiro Зу ago I've worked for Uber and once a passenger, a clearly intoxicated lady, told me she should have married her brother- in-law, cause her husband had a tiny dick and was much less handsome, but because the husband was also far richer, she married him. I hope she doesn't remember she told me that, she's probably mortified to this day if she does. 750 Share ...

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spidertoadthe4th 3y ago When my dad was driving a taxi in the 80s he said he picked up Meatloaf with a giant stuffed alligator at a bar. While stopped at a light Meatloaf offered him cocaine from a hidden pouch in the alligator that was also stuffed with more cocaine and cash. 2.2K Share ...

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Elegant-Analyst57 3y ago I work uber black in Los Angeles, picked up a customer round midnight from a flight from Mexico to lax,, had 2 stops, 1st stop he waited for some compadres who loaded 5 duffel bags in my suv, 2nd stop was from L.A To San Jose! 6hr drive! After $2500 fare and $400 tip, I never dared asked what was in those bags! Share 2.8K ...

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Jimmynaz97K Зу ago I carried two medical professionals once and one of them talked to his colleague about that time he was kindly kidnapped out of the hospital by two guys that took him to a mansion outside the city and asked to examine the heart condition of a man who seemed to be a local mafia boss that was wanted from the law. They somehow provided him with all the tools and help and made him operate the boss. They finally let him go and paid him with a big sum of cash saying they would contact him again

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[deleted] 8y ago My friend Ubers in my hometown. Picked up some really nice girls out on First Friday. They're talking about their plans for next autumn. Guy thinks he recognizes one of them, turns out to be my younger sister and he tells me all about it. And that's how I found out my little sister was moving to Spain. 2.3K Share ...

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alexrmont 5y ago I drove uber and had and extremely drunk middle age couple get in the car after dinner. Well the husband was extremely drunk anyway. Maybe high as well. Не spent the entire twenty five minute ride telling his wife about how much he wanted to sleep with one of her friends. Not that he would of course, just how pretty she was and how much he really wanted to sleep with her. The wife was not pleased. 76 Share ...

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Number_06 10y ago The most awkward thing I ever overheard was when I picked up two women from a bar who were going to different hotels. On the way to the first hotel, Woman #1 told Woman #2 that she had been cheating with Woman #2's husband. The ride to the second hotel was uncomfortably silent. 23 Share ...

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NMDAstronaut . 8y ago . Edited 8y ago I had a guy tell me how his brother died, and it was ultimately his fault but everyone thought it was an accident. Не moved from Russia to the US and doesn't talk to any of his family anymore.

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[deleted] 10y ago I relayed this question to a friend's dad, who is a taxi driver in Sydney. The strangest thing he overheard was two gay men discussing their ball shaving party he was driving them to. I didn't want to hear more. 206 Share ...

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aneggz 7y ago My guy was having a heated conversation about meth. Turns out the stuff he sold his friend wasn't legit and I was dropping him off to sort it all out. 151 Share ...

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[deleted] 7y ago That a woman was scared of her own vagina. 57 Share ...

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PonderQuestions 4y ago (Man on phone with what I assumed was customer service) No you delivered the package to the wrong house....no....no... the white one. Yes....yes... really who else around here has been trying to order live alpacas?! 431 Share ...

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jm51 . 4y ago A young woman talking to her mate about how clingy her soon to be ex husband was. 'If he doesn't start leaving me alone, I'm going to fuck his brother.' Share 77 ...

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plato_shrimp 4y ago Former cabbie. Once had a drunk lady who worked at the zoo talk enthusiastically about all the different animals' penises. To be fair she sounded more like a kid talking about gross bugs than a would-be animal molester. Still weird. 40 Share ...

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ElJraldo 7y ago I had a lady talking on her phone about 3- 4 months ago talking with her friend about not truly being sure if she was pregnant with her boyfriends baby or not. Share 165 ...

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Spicymark 0 8y ago Picked up a drunk guy on St. Patrick's day. Не was talking about his boyfriend, and asked me if he should break up with him for being a money grubbing whore. Не then proceeded to tell me about the two dudes he was going to cheat on his boyfriend with that night. Just a weird set of conversations. Share 695 ...

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jesseholm 8y ago Took this 19 year old kids and what I assumed was his gf back to her house on pride weekend in SF. They made out the whole ride. When I dropped them off, only she got out. Не said Take me to Castro and 18th. I said Really? and he said Yeah, I only make out with girls when I'm rolling. Never a dull moment in San Francisco. 4.8K Share ...

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Don2070 8y ago Picked up 2 dudes. They were talking about how they were going to keep hiding their relationship from their wives and children. Pretty messed up stuff. Share 7.7K ...

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schoolsbelly 8y ago Two dudes discussing how much fun they had at one of theirs bachelor party. The fun consisted of the most cocaine I've ever done and I can't believe I fucked a prostitute right before I got married Share 175 ...

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urbanotter . 11y ago Two lawyers representing opposite sides in a divorce planning to prolong the proceedings. 2.5K Share ...

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