This list is a salute to those brave politicians, media figures and other powerful folks who boldly stand up in front of the suffering masses and declare: “I’m a capitalist!” Cool man, glad that’s working out for you. Meanwhile, here’s how the drones who provide that capital feel about the brilliant economic experiment that’s commodifying their humanity and torching the planet…
Corporate math: record profits! + billions in revenue! = 0% raises
told my boss i was going on a date next week. she asked if i was taking my date “to the halloween store.” i asked what she meant. she refused to elaborate.
Telling my boss “yes,” when they asked if I speak Spanish fluently and following it up with, “but not for free,” has been the highlight of my day, so far.
On her last day, my HR lady printed out an excel list with everyone’s salary on it and left it in the printer tray. Absolute legend…
last week somebody suggested 9 am to me as a meeting time and i laughed out loud. this is not the NAVY bitch. 9 am is still snug as a bug in a rug hours. please be serious.
once I left work at 5:29pm and came into an email the next day from my boss telling me I needed to take it off my lunch or stay til 5:31pm and that’s the moment my villain origin story began
If you work from home, you might go multiple days without speaking to another human being, but there are downsides too
omfg my boss is obsessed with me
My coworker started crying because her boyfriend broke up with her through a text and my manager said “that’s why we stay off our phones at work”
my boss was like “people working from home are just pretending to work” and it’s like, dude, what do you think i’m doing in the office?
My manager sharing her screen and she’s looking for jobs
Anyone else stuck in this weird cycle where work is so exhausting that your hobbies feel like too much work so you don’t do them then you go back to work upset that you didn’t take time to do the things you like and rinse and repeat?
being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason
can you imagine being a human during the paleolithic age just eating salmon and berries and storytelling around campfires and star gazing … no jobs no traffic no ads no poverty no capitalism-caused traumas just pure vibes
I’ve got 99 problems and basically all of them could be solved by a salary increase