Get Something Special For The Coffee Obsessor In Your Life

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Most of us enjoy a jolt of caffeine from time to time, but just as there are craft beer enthusiasts, there are also people in your life who take their coffee love to a whole new level. They know the beans they like, how to grind them to perfection, and the difference between French roast and breakfast blend, somehow. If that describes someone special in your life, these gifts will be winners this year. Even if it doesn't, nobody hates a li'l buzz.

Coffee Art & Spice Pen, $13.59 (reg. $24) with promo code SAVE15NOV

If your coffee connoisseur is really more of an artist or just very immature, get them this pen that is specially designed to help you draw the perfect genitals (or something else, if you're weird like that) with pumpkin spice and other grounds on your coffee.

Automatic 400ml Self-Stirring Coffee Mug, $22.95 (reg. $26)

Nobody likes it when their coffee gets all separated and gnarly and they end up eating grounds at the end, but some of us are more willing to fix that than others. Let that special someone know that you truly see them in all their slothful glory with this self-stirring mug.

Explorer Cold Brew, $29.74 (reg. $45) with promo code SAVE15NOV

Crafted by award-winning Tastemakers, Explorer Cold Brew packs an absolute wallop of organic, fair-trade caffeine rush. With just one 32 oz. bottle, you can make 20 cups of tasty cold brew coffee with no need to dither around with filters and whatnot.

Glorybrew 72 Compostable K-Cup Coffee Pod Bundle, $36.51 (reg. $50) with promo code SAVE15NOV

For those with simpler but more conscientious tastes, this bundle includes 72 compostable K-cups with a variety of delicious blends. Just stuff it in your Keurig and not in a landfill.

Compostable Espresso Pods: 60-Capsule Mix, $25.46 (reg. $40) with promo code SAVE15NOV

We're not here to get into a brand war. If your planet- and coffee-lover prefers Nespresso, these little buddies will similarly get the job done. We get money either way.

Bourbon Barrel Aged Clout Coffee (Light Roast), $25.99 (reg. $27)

There are few things better than coffee, but one of them is undoubtedly coffee and whiskey. Clout Coffee pairs carefully selected coffee beans with fresh bourbon barrels to soak up their delicious essence, then roasts them in small batches to deliver beans that are truly worth getting out of bed.

Rum Barrel Aged Clout Coffee (Light Roast), $25.99 (reg. $27)

Again, your preferences are your business, so if you prefer your coffee beans aged in a rum barrel, go nuts. It's your life.

Gourmesso Nespresso 50-Pod Bundle, $16.96 (reg. $23) with promo code SAVE15NOV

Ain't no shame in just re-upping your Nespresso-loving friend with this 50-pod bundle available at a discount. Give the gift of one fewer item on their shopping list.

Eat Your Coffee: Chocolate Lover Bundle (22 Bars), $31.44 (reg. $49) with promo code SAVE15NOV

Sometimes you gotta kill two birds with one stone. Have a snack and get a burst of caffeine with these tasty bars. They have 65-80mg of natural caffeine for a shot of fair-trade energy, and they're vegan and gluten-free, so they're the perfect gift for that friend who always feels bad about making special requests at dinner parties.

GIVENEU Electric Conical Burr 31-Setting Coffee Grinder, $68.99 (reg. $74)

Everyone hates the grocery store coffee grinder, but it's a necessary evil if you're beyond Folgers but hesitant to shell out for your own equipment. This grinder has 31 settings to get the absolute perfect grind every time and, more importantly, frees your loved one from publicly wrangling that mechanical dinosaur ever again.

Gourmia(R) GCM4700 Coffee Maker with Built-In Grinder, $84.99 (reg. $139) with promo code SAVE15NOV

For a truly seamless experience, this machine grinds coffee and then brews it. You can even choose the strength of coffee you want. It's like having your own barista that you don't have to pay or feed or provide healthcare.

BeanPlus Cold Drip Brewer Premium Kit, $84.99 (reg. $130) with promo code SAVE15NOV

Throw away that old stained jug! This special cold brewer uses a drip method to produce a richer flavor with fewer grounds in a fraction of the usual cold brewing time. Plus, you can adjust the strength of the brew with the patented slow-drip valve. We don't know what that is, but it sounds fancy.

Royal Brew Nitro Coffee Maker, $118.96 (reg. $179) with promo code SAVE15NOV

Nitro cold brew is great -- it's like a beer, but it's coffee. If you unfortunately love that guy who's super into brewing his own beer, get their hobby into their morning routine too with this keg that's perfect for dispensing cold brew and infusing it with nitrous oxide from the comfort of their own home. Also, it's a coffee keg. What's not to love?

SEVEN & ME(TM) Coffee Espresso Maker, $271.96 (reg. $359) with promo code SAVE15NOV

This Indiegogo-funded machine is the ultimate coffee machine. The dual espresso maker and milk frother fits comfortably on any desk and has five pre-programmed modes to make brewing a variety of drinks extremely easy. It's the next best thing while we patiently await the arrival of the robot baristas.

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