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• Script Contest Winner! Thanks For Doing Our Job (Suckers)
• 11,201 More Pieces of Terrible Advice
• 5 Things You Love to Discuss That Nobody Else Cares About
• The Most Depressing Tourist Attraction Ever
• 7 Real Suits That Will Soon Make the World A Cooler Place
• Sneak Preview of the Harry Potter Sequel!
• 6 Ways 'Fallout: New Vegas' Made Me a Worse Person
• What Role-Playing Games Are Really Like (When You're Drunk)
• Why The New Green Lantern Movie Looks So Familiar
• Why 'WTF Has Obama Done So Far.com' Isn't Helping Obama
• Infiltrating the Green Movement: Undercover on the Bandwagon
• 29 Observations From the Back of a Line on Black Friday
• The Complete Lunatic's Guide to the 5 Best Sipping Whiskeys
• Happy Post-Thanksgiving! Why I'm Sleeping Naked In Your Fireplace
• Aquaman Bible Stories [COMIC]
• My Attempt to Create a Fat Bratz Doll: A Real Email Exchange
• 11 Exam Study Tips for the Completely Screwed
• The 8 Manliest Foreign Movie Posters Ever
• Why It's Time for YouTube to Ban Song Parodies
• 7 Athletes Who Had More Crazy Than Talent
• 6 Dates With a Sexchat Bot
• Bridalplasty: The New Reality Show That Proves We're Doomed
• 8 Questions Gentiles Love Asking About Hanukkah
• The 6 Creepiest Services For Mourning a Dead Pet
• The Terrifying Next Step in Xbox Kinect Evolution
• If The Characters from 'Street Fighter 2' Got Hammered
• The 10 Most Irreplaceable Performances in Comedy Films
• Exploring the Internet in 11 Days: An Epic Online Odyssey
• What's Really Delaying Spielberg's Tin Tin Movie? Racism
• The 4 Most Irresponsible Sex Advice Books of All Time
• My Brief Time As Rudolph's Best Friend
• The Best Goddamn Christmas Letter You Ever Got
• 11 Steps To Crashing a Royal Wedding
• 6 Near Death Experiences Caught on Video
• Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas
• 6 Adult Movie Titles Altered to Be Oscar Contenders
• The 8 G.I. Joes Most Frequently Left In the Box
• I Want to Put My Book Inside You: A Message to New Kindles
• 5 Things from the 70s We Want Back
• The 10 Most Insane Acts of Violence in Kickboxing History
• The 8 Most Misguided Attempts at 'Sexy' Videos on YouTube
• 6 Resolutions for Those With Realistic Expectations
• Gor: The Most Ridiculous Nerd Fantasy Ever Filmed
• The Worst Toy of the 80s, Explained! [Man Comics]
• 6 Disaster Movie Explanations For All These Dead Birds
• 5 Satirists Attacked by People Who Totally Missed the Point
• Kidnapped by Drug Lords: My 3rd Worst Vacation in Mexico
• 18 Things I Regret Doing As Your Mall Elf: An Apology
• Deadliest Book Report in the History of 4th Grade
• 5 Self-Defense Books for Women (Who Want to Lose a Fight)
• A Series of Dispatches From Jersey Shore's New Intern
• The iPhone Service Provider Debate Is Getting Weird
• Dear Gwyneth Paltrow: Understanding Why Everyone Hates You
• 50 Cent Attempts to Scam You On Twitter
• Secondhand Nightmares: 10 Horrifying Thrift Store Finds
• If Awesome Lunatics Ran Airlines
• When Cartoons Pander To Everyone: Jedinja Zamvirebot
• 4 Products That Only Exist in Movies
• 5 Products that Will Be Exposed as B.S. in 2011
• An Interview With Caps Lock: The Most Misunderstood Key
• If The State Of The Union Addressed Real Issues
• The Worst Comedy On TV (Explained to Deaf People)
• 5 More Great Book Ideas 'The Man' Is Too Afraid to Publish
• 4 More Satirists Attacked By People Who Missed The Point
• 5 Baffling Real Internet Searches For Financial Advice
• 10 Helpful Tips For Bending The Masses to Your Will
• 8 Real Photographs That Prove Hell Exists on Earth
• If The Internet Suddenly Disappeared: How We'd Get Laid
• 6 Real Video Games That Were Too Insane To Release
• Ben Roethlisberger's Super Bowl Media Day: Translated!
• 5 Awesome Parasites That Torture Animals (That I Hate)
• The Internet is Full. Please Move On.
• 5 Products That Allow You to Master Your Dreams
• If The Internet Disappeared: Rise of the Social Media Zombie
• 10 Movie Pitches For the Producers of Gnomeo & Juliet
• Most Horrifying Writers Room Ever
• 4 Great Artists Who Make it Really Hard Not To Hate Them
• 14 Prequels Even Hollywood Wouldn't Make
• My Doomed Attempt to Woo Sandra Bullock
• 6 Types of Awful Valentine's Day You're Recovering From
• 5 Most Terrifyingly Homoerotic Japanese Music Videos
• 9 Ludicrous Trends In Advertising We'll Never See Again
• Abraham Lincoln: Portrait of a Crazy Badass
• If The Internet Disappeared: Finding Answers Without Google
• 6 Children I Help Tutor Who Will Never (Ever) Be President
• Speaking in Tongues: The Dark Truth Behind an On-Air Meltdown
• The Ulterior Motive of Every Dungeons and Dragons Game
• The 5 Most Spectacularly Unsexy Workout Videos Ever
• Was 'Arrested Development' A Remake of a 70s Sitcom?
• 4 Steps to Staying Relevant as a Bully In the Modern World
• 7 Tips for Sexting Someone You Barely Know
• The 7 Creepiest Robots to See in Action
• If Violent Video Games Really Got Banned
• Charlie Sheen's Guide to Mental Wellness
• If The Internet Disappeared: 4Chan Live and Unplugged
• 5 Ham-Fisted Religious Websites
• Why Men Shouldn't Wear 'Shape Up' Shoes
• Chrono Trigger 2 : Benders of Time, Trippers of Balls
• Why You Should Wear Diapers to South By Southwest
• If The Internet Disappeared: Politics in the Apocalypse
• The 6 Most Ridiculously Racist Old-Timey Comics
• The Rich Dick's Guide to Picking Up Women
• 4 Reasons Detroit Must Build A Statue of RoboCop
• The Secretly Horrifying Implications of AT&Ts Bandwidth Caps
• 6 Words Advertisers Love (That Don’t Mean A Damn Thing)
• 5 Popular Phrases That Make You Look Like an Idiot
• 6 Reasons We Should Be Way More Scared Of Ants
• 8 Letters from the Elementary School Where I Guest Lectured
• The Terrifying Company Behind The Web's Worst Music Videos
• The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed
• Man Comics: The Return of The Punchmaster
• 5 Things They Never Told Us
• If The Internet Disappeared: Pornography Finds A Way
• The Most Appropriately Endangered Species on the Planet
• How to Still Win Your NCAA Pool! For People Who Lost Already
• 5 Urgent Questions About the Live Action 'Akira' Remake
• 4 Great Sex Advice Books for People Who Hate Sex
• 5 Terrible Situations for the Socially Awkward Man
• 6 Baffling Internet Searches for Medical Advice
• 8 Things To Try If You Get Trapped In A Time Loop
• The Actual Live-Action Akira Script: Worse Than You Think
• The 6 Worst Marvel Cartoons of All Time
• Hey, Let's Fix The Internet
• If The Internet Disappeared: Using Human Search Engines
• An Apology to the Hipsters Whose Lives I've Ruined
• 5 Commercials That Prove TV Advertisers Have Given Up
• 5 Bizarre Pitfalls of Owning a Classic Car
• If Bruce Wayne Was More Like Other Guys
• 8 Highlights from the Worst Nintendo Tutorial of the 80s
• A Guide to Giving Blood and Winning Back the Woman You Love
• There's a Bird in the House! How Not to Proceed
• The Dangerous Side Effects of Watching Too Much MacGyver
• 11 Things I Learned from Writing 100 Cracked Articles
• If The Internet Disappeared: Staying Off The Grid
• 5 Internet Prescribed 'Cleanses' That Made Me Immortal
• 5 Iconic Corporate Mascots Invented by Mistake
• The Question You're Not Asking: Should You Go To College?
• 5 Comics from When Sexual Assault was Considered Hilarious
• I Can't Tell If Movies Are Being Serious Anymore
• The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Disappointing Life
• 4 Gritty Reboots of 80s Cartoons for Girls
• 4 Recurring Myths We Apparently Really Want to Believe
• The Brainstorm That Led to Hollywood's Most Unlikely Remake
• Superman & Captain America ponder bin Laden's death
• 6 Reasons I Recently Defriended You on Facebook
• 4 Romantic Books to Disgust and Annoy Your Lover
• 4 Reasons Apartment Hunting Sucks
• If The Internet Disappeared: Liberty
• 5 Ways the '90s Made Us Strong
• Matching X-Men On Real Dating Sites: An Experiment
• 6 Things Everyone Wants To Share And Nobody Wants To Read
• The 7 Worst Lessons 80s Cartoons Taught Us About Drugs
• 10 Toys from the 80s That Just Didn't Care
• Cooking For Your Nemesis
• The Rise and Fall of a Twitter Sensation: Timeline
• Understanding People Who See Jesus In Burnt Toast
• The 7 Most Condescending Sports Euphemisms
• The Cheater's Guide to Winning Online Arguments
• 5 Real-World Mechs Straight out of Science Fiction
• Why The Reaction to Bin Laden's Death Proves We're Screwed
• NBC Cancels 'Outsourced': An Anti-Protest Letter
• 4 Fashion Tips For Being Left Alone This Summer
• Five Reasons The Rapture Did Not Occur
• A Letter to God Following the Cancellation of the Rapture
• 4 Reasons We Need to Start Making Fun of Terrorists
• When Video Games Get Stuck In Your Head
• The 6 Craziest Sieges in History
• I Can't Tell If the World Is Being Serious Anymore
• Barbecue for Bastards
• 5 Simple Tricks for Destroying Your Co-Workers
• 5 Writing Tips for the People Who Send Me Death Threats
• The 5 Saddest Things People Do to Look Smart
• Why I'd Like to Fill the Oprah Shaped Hole in Your Life
• 4 Unintentionally Hilarious Guides for Depressing Situations
• 6 Reasons High School Reunions Shouldn't Exist
• The 8 Worst X-Men Ever
• Why The Martini is the Greatest Drink Ever Poured
• Man Comics: Revenge of The Manliest Dog Alive
• The 5 Most Pointlessly Women-Specific Products
• 4 Famous Authors and Their Hip-Hop Equivalents
• 5 Sleazy Strategies for Turning Any Movie Date Into Sex
• The 6 Most Ominous Trends in Video Games
• If Egypt’s Gladiator Fights a Lion, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
• 6 Reasons Engagement Ring Shopping Objectively Sucks
• I Am Sorry About Sending You a Picture of My Penis
• 5 Awful Things Nobody Tells You About Moving
• The 4 Most Potentially Badass Fathers Who Never Had Kids
• 6 Family Circus Cartoons Improved with Offensive Jokes
• To My Unborn Son: Stuff I Won't Have the Balls to Say
• 4 Cliché Movie Moments Explained by Psychology
• The 7 Types of Friend Everyone Needs
• How to Become an Author, in 5 Incredibly Difficult Steps
• 3 Things Gay People Are Going to Hate About Gay Marriage
• 4 Reasons Why Trying Parkour Can Ruin Your Self-Esteem
• The 6 Most Amazing Acts of Mid-Fight Mockery in MMA History
• 5 Reasons Life is Better After Age 30
• The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Gaming (Update)
• The Right Way To Teach Teens About Sex
• 5 Types of Scandals That Are Always Disappointing
• 5 Ways the New Harry Potter Thing Will be Immediately Ruined