Columnists 801 - 1000 Sitemap

• Hollywood Gives Up: Keanu Reeves to Play Dr. Jeckyl/Mr. Hyde
• Bucholz Tuesday Canceled!
• Adam Lambert vs. Clay Aiken: The Gayest Feud of All-Time
• The Funniest Comedic Failure in the History of YouTube
• The Torture Debate (As a Batman Comic)
• What if Kanye West is Retarded?
• The CIA's 5 Most Mind Blowing Experiments With LSD
• How to put your balls on Eminem: A Practical Guide
• Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure: High In Outer Space!
• The 24,504 Worst Pieces of Advice Ever Published
• What The Fuck Happened to TV?
• Text Messages From Spencer Pratt While Being Tortured
• 5 Kickass Lessons Books Could Learn from the Movies
• Exploring the Mysteries of the Mind with the Sims 3
• DOB Column Postponed
• Glenn Beck Loves Rape: An Impartial Look At His Comedy Show
• My Failed Attempt to Return a Broken 'Comfort Wipe'
• WWII's Most Unintentionally Gay Fighting Manual [COMIC]
• Proof That Porn Stars Are Smarter Than Most TV Executives
• If Hollywood Remade 'The Gobots'
• 4 Direct-to-DVD Van Damme Films That Will Explode Your Balls
• Storyboards from Michael Bay's The Great Gatsby
• 7 Tricks Tony Hawk Should Have Done in the White House
• 5 Glorious Failures in TV Talent Show Auditions
• 6 Great Movies Where People Are Hunted for Sport
• 5 Reasons Cracked Loves America (A Message to the FBI)
• The Top 10 Glorious Failures in TV Talent Show Auditions
• A Harry Potter Protest (aka Quidditch is Bullshit)
• A Life-Changing Seminar on Empowerment, Leadership and Boobs
• Understanding the World of Warcraft Using Super Mario Brothers
• My Brief Time as a Student at Hogwarts
• Which Site Has The Stupidest Commenters On The Web?
• The 5 Most Badass Things Ever Done By Jungle Cats
• 10 Species of Angry Commenter You Encounter on the Web
• If 'Twilight' Was About Dragons (And Contained More Fisting)
• The Holy Bible: A Book Review
• The Top 10 Ragdoll Physics Moments in Mixed Martial Arts
• 4 Reasons to Hate Comic-Con
• Why The Rumored 'Twilight' MMO Must be Stopped
• The Evolution of the Troll: From Internet Tough Guy to 'Meh'
• Behind The Smile: The Horrible Truth about Bob from Enzyte
• The Truth Behind 5 'Real Monsters' That Fooled the Internet
• Bill Clinton's Badass Equivalent: Bond or McClane?
• How I Spent My Summer Vacation, By Michael Swaim (Age 24)
• How Socialized Health Care Works in Canada
• The Way of the Barbarian: Infusing Your Spiritual Life With Conan
• The Most Batshit Insane Martial Arts Movie Ever
• Why You Are An Idiot for Not Watching 'Mad Men'
• How Do You Dispose of 1,000 Fake Dog Testicles?
• Six Degrees of Su-Su-Sudio: Using Pandora as Musical Gaydar
• Pop Culture's Dumb Future: Stuff They're Actually Making
• Clippy Finally Messes With the Wrong Word Doc
• How to Slander Online Now That Google Won't Protect You
• 6 Ways to Improve Reality Dating Shows (With Cruelty)
• A New Biopic That Asks: Did Wikipedia Murder Ted Kennedy?
• Review of KFC's Terrifying New Double Down Sandwich
• 5 Amazing New Inventions (That Will Doom Humanity)
• Proof That Your Parents' Cartoons Were Stupid: Herculoids!
• How I Spent Last Night (According to Eye Witness Testimony)
• The 3 Most Baffling Fight Scenes in Movie History
• Chatting with Mario during a game of Super Mario Brothers
• How to Solve The Healthcare Debate With Violence
• The 5 Most Ridiculous Sex Self-Help Books
• Diary of a Rejected Peanuts Character
• A Da Vinci Code Sequel Review (By Someone Who Skimmed It)
• Why Patrick Swayze Was The Second Best Movie Star Ever
• What Future History Textbooks Will Write About Obama's '09
• The 5 Least Sexy Products Money Can Buy=One Terrifying Date
• How To Accidentally Throw A Furry Orgy Using Craigslist
• 5 Insane Fighting Manuals (You Probably Shouldn't Listen To)
• Why Obama Makes Americans Want to Stockpile Ammo
• Why We Should All Be Scared Now That Facebook Has Gaydar
• The Brave Tale of Maxwell the Dinosaur and Dr. Prehistoria
• Batman: The WTF Adventures
• How To Watch The Jay Leno Show (If You Absolutely Have To)
• Coldplay Falls Asleep During Own Concert
• A Review of the Pirated Copy of Windows 7 I Bought On eBay
• Fake Songs By Real Bands: The Decemberists
• Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: Now You Invisible, Now You Don't Invisible
• Tales to Tell 'Round Midnight: Nightmare At Nightmare High
• My Life In 7 Random JPEGs
• Girl, You're A Lady, Man! (Female Puberty Taught By David Bowie)
• Idiots For Dummies
• Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Sloshed at Sea!
• 5 Movies Aliens Should Watch Before Trying To Invade Earth
• 5 Great Book Ideas 'The Man' Is Too Scared to Publish
• The Slightly Haunted Mansion Party Across The Street From The Significantly More Haunted Mansion Party
• Most Honest Break Up Letter Ever
• Tiger Woods Wins Nobel Prize For Golf
• Adult I'm Talking To Clearly Just a Little Kid On a Talkboy
• Local Tweens Totes Caught Texting Behind Roller Rink
• 12 Musical Jokes About LOST
• Why Office Pranks Suck When You're a NASA Employee
• The 5 Most Badass Things You Could Actually Ride to Work
• Why Did That Paleontologist Have To Scare The Shit Out Of Me?
• If Men's Magazines Were Honest
• 5 Steps to Writing Successful Erotic Fiction
• Foul House: Hugs, Drugs And Scandal On The Set Of Full House
• Every Joke About Balloon Boy The Internet Will Make (If It Hasn't Already)
• 18 Hilarious Modes of Transport Science Gave Up On Too Soon
• A Touching Children's Book Written While High
• Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Undelivered Package
• If Aquaman Comics Knew How Much Aquaman Sucks
• The Biff Song
• So You Need to Disarm A Chimpanzee
• Every Middle School Love Note Ever [A Song]
• An Open Letter To American Express
• The 8 Manliest Images on the Internet
• 11 Cracked Lifehacking Tips
• 7 Great Occupations for Horribly Stupid People
• My Brief Time as Encyclopedia Brown's Partner
• Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Halloween That Was Actually Arbor Day
• The Trials of Gladstone (as told by Franz Kafka)
• Why We Should Be Terrified of the 2012 Apocalypse
• The Cracked.com Open Bar: An Incomplete Recollection
• 9 Reasons Iraqis Suck at Jumping Jacks
• Disney to Reboot Mickey Mouse, Internet to Make Fun of Them
• My Failed Attempts to Write a Goosebumps Novel
• 10 Job Hunting Strategies Guaranteed to Get You Arrested
• Wealthy Cat Leaves Entire Fortune To Piece of String
• My Field Trip to the Large Hadron Collider
• 2009 Literary Sex Off! 5 Baffling Perspectives on Boning
• Genius or Insane? 8 Rejected Cracked Photoshop Entries
• Mad Man
• Cody's Least Popular Blog Post: Why All Black Comedians Are Doing It Wrong
• Nicolas Cage Investment Advice: Be In Movies, Buy Everything
• How Not to Deal With The Red Ring of Death
• Am I The Only Person On The Internet Who Thought AMC's The Prisoner Was Amazing?
• If Wonder Woman Comics Were More Honest (And Awesome)
• So You're Locked In a Room With Your Clone: Fight or F#@k?
• The Truth Behind The Upcoming Monopoly Movie
• Game Helpin' Squad: Pretend Everything
• Undercover as a Twilight Fan At 'New Moon' Opening Night
• 6 Online IQ Tests Created by Complete Morons
• Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Summer Before The Summer The Shock Shack Shocked Back
• 5 Disturbing Ways the Human Body Will Evolve in the Future
• How to Form Your Own Cult in 5 Easy Steps
• Revisiting Old-School Text Adventures as a Jaded Modern Gamer
• The 8 Most Obnoxious Pedestrians to Run Into on the Street
• I Just Called to Say Stevie Wonder's About to Get Rolled On
• Dr. Mister Prophet
• An Interview With James Cameron's Avatar About 'Avatar'
• 5 Reasons Die Hard Is The Best Christmas Movie Ever Made
• 7 Super Powers That Steven Seagal Actually Believes He Has
• Jersey Shore: Worst Thing to Happen to East Coast Since 9/11
• Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Bloody Kid
• 6 Terrible Names People Are Trying to Give This Decade
• Tiger Woods' Nobel Prize Taken Back
• When Scrapbookers Attack
• A Detective Yarn So Clever It Makes Angela Lansbury Look Like A God Damn Mongoloid
• The Night Before Christmas 09: Rated R for Language, Elf Sex
• The New Avatar/McDonald's Tie-In Will Change Fast Food Forever
• A (Break Up) Letter to Santa
• How to Get your Screenplay Read (Through Physical Violence)
• The 7 Most Baffling Moments in the Star Wars Holiday Special
• Explaining 2009 to the Future
• The 10 Most Butt References Per Second in Music History
• 4 Reasons 'Lost' is the New 'Star Wars'
• A Review of the Top Secret Google Smart Phone I Stole
• Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Winter After The Summer The Shock Shack Shocks Back
• Video Game Zoology: How 5 8-Bit Characters Would Really Look
• Man Comics: If Classic Comic Books Were Manlier
• My Brief Time as an Avatar on Pandora
• 8 Lame-Ass Shows NBC Will (Probably) Use to Replace Leno
• Updates from Jay Leno's Facebook Page
• Worst Life Ever: The Story of Kazuyuki Fujita's Skull
• 5 Real News Items That May Be Supervillain Origin Stories
• An Open Letter To Conan O'Brien
• Proposed Script for Spider-Man 4: The Grittiest Reboot Ever
• Cody's Most Popular Blog Post: Why All Black Comedians Are Doing It Right
• Because There Are No Jokes To Be Made About What's Going On In Haiti...
• Complaints to Domino's That They Didn't Put in Their Ad
• How Hollywood Decided to Reboot Spider-Man (Probably)
• If Classic Comic Books Were Written for Women (By Men)
• The Curse Of The Moongician And The Spooked-Out Mirror
• Why Conan O'Brien Should Write for the Internet
• The Job Site Trailer
• 7 Video Game Healing Methods Least Likely to Actually Work
• Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Dragon Ass, Takin Names
• The 5 Worst Decisions Ever Made by TV Executives (Twice)
• 5 Of New Columnist Ian Fortey's Finest Cracked Articles
• Game Helpin' Squad: Solitaire Party
• The Most Powerful Man in the World: The Voice in Your GPS
• 8 Amazing Stories of Ninja Failure
• Premature Ejaculation Daredevil: Why Super Senses Would Suck
• The First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review
• The 6 Most Aggressively Ridiculous Benders in Modern History
• The Return of Jean-Claude Van Damme: Dark, Meaningful, Splits!
• The Jersey Shore Porn Parody: A Critical Analysis
• How to Social Network for Women on Valentine's Day
• 'I hate cancer patients': John Mayer is Too Candid (Again)
• If Old School Comics Were Even Manlier: F#@kin'-A Comics
• If The Internet Wins The Nobel: A Proposed Acceptance Speech
• Tiger Woods Admits To Being Golfer
• The Game Helpin' Squad
• Unlikely Survival Guide: So you've been challenged to a duel
• Is it Gay or is it Maxim? A (Surprisingly Hard) Magazine Ad Quiz
• If Tiger Woods' Apology Was Honest
• The 5 Most Horrifying Attempts to Teach Sex Ed to Children
• 6 Classic Movie Monsters Most Likely to Get Ruined Next