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16 (Stupid) Movie Catchphrases

Hollywood loves a good catchphrase. They were memes way before the internet started circulating pictures with words on them. The thing is, a lot of famously badass quotes from heroic movie and TV characters are actually pretty stupid, when you think about them.

This contest was suggested by Hildifons, who sounds badass pretty much no matter what.

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CRACKED.COM BEOWULF aM Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust.

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Entry by Hildifons

So you came back to die with your city. No. I came back to stop you. That reply sounds like something a six year old would say.

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Entry by Busteq

CRACKED MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA!! Leanides This is a cheap play on words, ending the whole previous exchange with what was basically a cheesy pbuni.

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Entry by beepbopboop

The most iconic line in DIE HARD is YIPPIE-KI-YAY, MOTHERF KER! -John McClane But any sentence that starts with Yippie is always gonna make me chu

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Entry by fuzzydan

In Tim Burton's BATMAN when asked by a scared mugger What are you?, the hero responds: I'm Batman! Just him saying the word GRACL batman out lou

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

BATMAN V SUPERMAN DAWN OF JUSTICE Tell me... Do you bleed? You will. -Batman The fact that Superman pretty much flies away in the middle of Batman's

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After being informed he's bleeding, Jesse Ventura's character responds with, I aln't got tinge to bleed. PREDATOR That's a really dumb thing to say,

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Entry by Scott Laffey

THE NOLAN-VERSE BATMAN'S REPEATED NEED TO TURN OTHER PEOPLE'S WORDS BACK ON THEM ... YOU NEVER LEARNED TO MIND YOUR SURROUNDINGS! NO, BUT I KNOW HOW Y

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Entry by docbtbone

TERMINATOR RISE OF MACHINES THE T-X VS T-850 YOU ARE TERMINATED! A terminator telling another terminator that they are being terminated is too on th

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.you are to be terminated immediately. Good. I hate long waits. Except that the longer termination is delayed, the more time this buys you to plan a

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKED.COM Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me. - Alonzo Harris, Training Day (2001) Uh, yes. Yes we can.

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Entry by PollyDarton

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. -Nada THEY There is no amount of cool accessories like shotguns, su

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

Your move, greep. Of all the insults Robocop could use, he went with something this childish? Robocop (1987) CRACKED COM

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Entry by Kevin King

THE CRACKED GOR ROCK Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*sk the prom queen. - John Patrick Mason Says the guy who's clearly

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Entry by Hildifons

CRACKED COR We are the spark, that will light the fire that'l burn the First Order down. -PoE Dameron The LastJedi Hey Poe, I didn't understand what

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

INDEPEDEICE DAY We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! -President Whitmore Oof, that title drop is

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