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Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 1

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You know that super-weird habit you have, that you would never admit to in polite company? Everyone else probably does that same creepy thing, but it's impossible to find out for sure without some incredibly awkward confession, right?

There's only one way to find out. Check out this list, courtesy of readers like you.

This contest was based on a suggestion by Mihailocukk, whose weird, secret habits are probably fine.

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I never flush the toilet before I take a look. ? If it came out of me, I need to know details.

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Entry by wonderfloam

When people call and say they're going to drop by unexpectedly l just shove everything into a hefty bag until they're gone

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Entry by 80srocker18

Since have to vacuum ARomatsemal CRACKED.CON I'II pick andfPIY flick my boogers onto the carpet,

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Entry by 80srocker18

I spray cologne on the butt crack of my pants in case there might be some butt odor there.

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Entry by ERRiley

Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 1

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Entry by wonderfloam

E have actually dried my hands on dog fur when the paper towel roll was empty. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by RoraDrum

If there is an open pack of cookies lying around I WILL eat them all. Then I will buy a new pack and eat a few from it SO no one knows I even touched

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I have a habit of 'rescuing' certain items that my family members want to throw out. I once fished my sister's old violin out of the trash and kept it

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When I get a new dog I make a point to fart on it every now and then as a display of my dominance (or if I'm bored).

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CRACKEDCO CONT No clean underwear NO PROBLEM!

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Entry by Kalli

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Entry by 80srocker18

If I'M sitting at a red light at 3:00 a.m. and no one else is around, I will go through 'even if it's on a main road.

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Entry by Busteq

When I see a political post on Facebook I disagree with, I try to refute its facts in the most insulting way possible... and then I don't bother to re

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Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 1

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WOOPSE One sock but the other got washed... sock didn't? SHHO I'm still putting on both anyway. Can't separate the pair, right?

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Entry by Sonny Time

When I'm alone, I practice using the Force. I've yet to move anything.

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Entry by hail2daking

I PEE IN THE SHOWER. CON THERE I SAID IT! CRACKEDCO

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Entry by fuzzydan

When a friend gets sick act very sympathetic all the while secretly hoping they stay the NDIO hell away from me.

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Entry by Buttersnix

I prefer a wait until they leave strategy when taking a dump in public. CRACKED COM

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Entry by 80srocker18

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Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 1

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Entry by Kevin King

I subscribe to YouTube channels I hate, just So I can dislike every new video. CUSTOMIZING MY NEW LAMBORGHINI (I GOT IT!!) 5,207.569 views 164K 4 4.7K

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 1

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If realize I'm walking in the wrong direction while in public... 0 pretend to 0 don't just check my watch turn around. or phone first. CRAGKEDOON

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