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25 Surprising Things You Should Know About Common Jobs

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We tend to think of common jobs as boring, and, well, commonplace. But it turns out there are a ton of fascinating, surprising details that nobody ever talks about.

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More Protective Services than Workers 40% of have a weight problem. According to research, these are the jobs with the HIGHEST OBESITY RATES. JAILER C

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In the 2011-2012 school year, 10% of U.S. elementary teachers had been threatened, and 8% had been physically attacked by a student. CRACKEDCOMI

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CRACKED TRUCK DRIVERS can cover over 125,000 miles per year. That is more than 3 million miles over the average trucker's career. There are about 5 mi

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818 Flight attendants are trained by people from the army, navy and fire department!

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LOVE ANIMALS? THINKING OF BECOMING A VETERINARIAN OR VET TECH? Hope you like needles! The Centers For Disease Control recommends a three-injection 'p

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Male managers have a 40% higherchanceof gettingpromoted than femalemanagers. Men are more likely to be promoted into senior and higher paying manageme

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WORKING IN AN AUTO PARTS STORE IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN YOU THOUGHT. 0B 3 Between 2003 and 2008, 8.4% OF ALL WORKPLACE HOMICIDES occurred in auto and pa

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77.9% OF SOFTWARE disp DEVELOPERS ARE disp MARRIED. val disn Even though their median age is just 36 years old. CRACKED COM

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48% UBER drivers have of american degree college advanced a or CRACKEDCON

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Women doctors earn around 79 cents for every dollar made by a male counterpart. Representing 40% of the physician and surgeon population in the US, on

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According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, solar photovoltaic installers are the fastest growing occupation. By 2026, the number of workers in that

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GRACKEDCOM OF COURSE. ROAD ACCIDENTS POSE THE GREATEST DANGER... ..BUT 5208 SLIPPING AND FALLING ACCOUNT FOR 20% OF ALL ON-THE-JOB INJURIES FOR BUS DR

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Wondering what'se a popular profession criminals want to have after coming out of prison? TEACHING. In the UK, over 16,000 criminals including pedophi

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CRACKEDC Librarians a dyingjob? NOPE trerryokooy According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the employment rate for librarians is expected to grow b

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CRACKEDcO COM M fice Pm Less than a third of fast food workers are actually teenagers. Thirty percent are between 20-24 years old. Contrary to the ima

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Successful lawyers are more likely to suffer from depression. A study from the University of Toronto found a strong connection between markers of succ

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Male cosmetologists and barbers pretty much only marry other cosmetologists and barbers. BEST Baha Sins 74% of male married personal appearance worker

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CRACKED Jobs related to creative arts have contributed over $704.2 billion to the US economy in 2013, an increase of over 30% since 1998.

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Bartenders have the second highest divorce rate of any occupation. Their divorce rate is 38.4%, over twice the average of 16%- it puts them second onl

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Law is the least diverse profession in the US. 87% of lawyers, judges and other judicial officials are white and 60% Of them are male.

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Want a ajob with very little risk of dying on the job? Become a police officer. In 2013, there were only about 10.8 deaths of police officers out of 1

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CRACKED COM There are over 500,000 underaged (under 18 years old) workers in the US farming industry, which makes them the majority (70%) of working c

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Less than 15% of all NURSES in the U.S. are MEN. Yet male nurses still EARN MORE than their female counterparts.

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CRACKEDCOR Comedians seek mental health care at nearly twice the rate of the rest of the population. About 48% of people polled had been under the car

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