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21 Disturbing Facts That Will Keep You Awake At Night

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German tourists complained about a foul smell in their motel room in Atlantic City. THE STENCH TURNED OUT TO BE THE DECOMPOSING BODY OF AN ELDERLY MAN

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Since 1948, about 90 commercial airliners have disappeared... # 11E I IMI without leaving any evidence to what happened to them. CRACKED COM

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In Toraja, Indonesia, the deceased can wait several months or even years for buriall arrangements to be made and to allow distant relatives to pay the

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CRACKEDC COM DD BEE BUMBLE LLC FOODS, In 2012, a Bumble Bee Foods employee was cooked in an industrial oven with 12, 000 pounds of canned tuna. Fortun

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A couple in Toronto received photographs of themselves from a hacker, shot by their own webcam the previous night. Mahmoud Abdo 3 hours ago Sent from

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CRACKED In July of 2017 scientists discovered a new strain of gonorrhea which is resistant to known antibiotic treatments.

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In 2011, an NYC elevator spontaneously malfunctioned and murdered a woman. The elevator shot up the moment Suzanne Hart set one foot inside, dragging

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During the height of the Cold War, when nuclear weapons were constantly crossing the globe on submarines and aircraft, accidents did occur and warhead

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A FAMILY MOVED INTO A HOUSE INFESTED WITH VENOMOUS SPIDERS. Between 4, 500 and 6,000 brown recluse spiders dropped from the ceilings, and crawled out

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Facebook experimented with user's emotions without telling anyone. For a week in 2012, Facebook teamed up with scientists to successfully alter user's

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A GIRL WAS SCALPED ON AN AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE IN NEBRASKA. Ct Her hair got caught in the machinery, and it was pulled out along with the skin.

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A Michigan TEEIE found part of a CRAUIN finger in his Arby's sandwich. According to the restaurant, an employee had cut her finger on a slicer and did

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AFTER WATOHING AN EPISODE OF OLD OASE FILES, OATRINA MOGHAW LEARNED SHE NAS LIVING IN THE VERY HOUSE NHERE ALLEGED SERIAL KILLER MAURY TRAVIS CLAIMED

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A couple bought the house of a missing woman and found human remains in the attic. DNA tests are ongoing, but its possible the remains are of Mary Cer

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If you're having trouble sleeping, it COulD just be stress, or it might be SPORADEC FATAL ENSOMNEA It's an incurable condition where you suddenly can'

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Isn't it adorable how excited your dog gets whenever he's chewing on a squeaky toy? That's because it reminds him of an animal screaming.

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CRACKEDcO COM 66 63 50 60 A woman in New Jersey found out that her daughter's ex had been hiding under her bed for five Days, using an electrical outl

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AWAKE isn't just a movie. In 2008, Donna Penner underwent routine CRAUN surgery -and woke up just as it began, able to feel every slice of the scalp

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It's very possible that everything in your bathroom is getting a coating of whatever was flushed down the toilet. This invisible Toilet Plume is spe

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If you died, your cat or dog would probably start eating you within 24 hours. Researchers have found that what begins as trying to lick the owner awak

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