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What NOT To Watch In 27 Famous Movies And TV Shows

Let's be real: Nobody actually has time to watch an entire TV series or a movie, let alone multiple of each. We've all got more important shit to do, like getting into fights on the internet and sleeping and eating an unhealthy amount of Bagel Bites.

Which is exactly why we took some popular shows and films, and cut out all the unnecessary bullshit to save everyone some precious time.

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Entry by PookieJones

GAME OF WATCH GUIDE HRONES PRESS MUTE WHEN YOU SEE THIS GUY. PAY EXTRA ATTENTION WHEN THIS GUY APPEARS. FAST FORWARD WHEN SHE BEGINS TO DISROBE. CRACK

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Entry by PollyDarton

CRACKED COM Jessie MALONE > The Bayside High valedictorian hitchhikes to Las Vegas and becomes a nude showgirl with a terrible caffeine pill addictio

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CRACKED You can skip the first hour of 2001: A Space Odyssey, and not miss anything of importance.

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You can stop watching burn notice halfway through season 6. (when Michael finally catches the man who burned him) After that, all the charm that made

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Watch the first season of BLOODLINE. skip the second and the third. The show's first seasons ends perfectly with the death of Danny, the best characte

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Entry by The_MoHan

The Season Five finale of Buffy BUEEY ANNE SUMME tfe amire SIER would have made a great series finale. Seasons Six and Seven are pretty forgettable, w

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CRACKEDCOR WHIFPLASH Skip the family dinner scene from 42:18 -45:13. It's the only fluff in an otherwise perfect movie.

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Watch the ship crash land. SERENITY SKIP THE NEXT 30 SECONDS. Pretend that Wash was hurt in the crash and had to stay behind in the ship. HE'LL BE FIN

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Entry by Andrea Meno

Want just the highlights of Star Trek: The Next Generation? Most of the 178 episodes are fairly formulaic, repetitive monster-of-the-week fare. If you

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What NOT To Watch In 27 Famous Movies And TV Shows

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Entry by The_MoHan

HOW TO WATCH: DEXTER 5 YEAES GELEBRATING THTE STAR MIAMI 100000 LATE Em INAK MIAMI 19-0 KILLE BEATS THE CRIMIES UNSOLVED SPECIAL FIRST: Watch Seasons

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Entry by pinkdiefrank

HORNS IS A MOVIE ABOUT A HOUNG GUY SLOWLY TURNING INTO A DEMON BUT yo CAN MAKE IT TEN TIMES MORE INTERESTING BY PRETENDING IT'S AN ALTERNATE VERSION O

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Entry by femshep87

FRINGE...all-around great T.V. and science fiction. Just pretend season 5 never happened and you're good to go. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by maluba

PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK IF THEY SHOULD WATCH THE FIRST SIX STAR WARS FILMS IN THIS ORDER: STAR FPESODF PESO OR IN THIS ORDER: RETURIN EMPIRE FPESODF EPE

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

PRISONBREAK If you are only watching it for the exciting jail-breaking action, you can skip Season 2, where the characters get out of jail and things

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Entry by deathpod

Stanley Kubrick's FULL METAL JACKET works best if you treat it like two separate films. Take 20 minutes to absorb the impact of Part 1 after this ha

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DOCTOR WHO Start with Series 1, Episode 1, Rose, to meet the characters and premise. Next, skip ahead to Episode 3, The Unquiet Dead, then Episode

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TORCHWOOD intended to be adult science fiction, but its first two seasons come across as immature and sophomoric. All you need to know: They hunt alie

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THE WALKINGDEAD Watch the entire first season. From then on just watch the first episode, the -season finale and the last episode of each season. The

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Entry by Quinton Darby

BATMAN THE KILLING JOKE TM is a dark tale about the fragility of the human psyche and the underlying madness hiding in everyone ...WHICH STARTS AFTER

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-GRACKED-6OM first Episode EMISSARY Sets the show's premise. Seasons -2 People come and go: Skip. Season 2 finale THE JEM'HADAR Start of the Domnin

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Entry by Busteq

GUIDE TO THE DEFENDERS Watch all Daredevil's Season 1 ( No matter what don't watch Season 2!) Watch all Luke Cage's scenes in Jessica Jones, Fast forw

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Don't waste two and half hours of your life by watching Batman VS Superman. 20503 Just go on YouTube and watch their fight scene, and the warehouse

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Entry by The_MoHan

CRACKEDOON Season One of The Office is weak, with the premiere being particularly bad. Start with the Season Two premiere (The Dundies and stop watc

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Entry by Kevin King

SIMSoNS tHe CRACKEDCO Watch all of ows Seasons 1-8. tHe SIMPSonS TH COMPLETE PIRST STASON e Some of Season 9: The Cartridge Family, The Joy of Sect

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Watched Seinfeld all of and thought the finale sucked? Watch the last three episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm's seventh season. You'll get some great c

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Entry by femshep87

To successfully enjoy Deadpool: Skip the torture scenes. AlI you need to know is that he was screwed over and now he's ugly and immortal. Now, grab yo

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