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18 Incredibly Satisfying Acts Of Revenge

We don't condone acts of vengeance, no matter how horrible your nemesis can be. However, some instances of revenge are truly too good to not share with everyone -- like the ones our readers submitted.

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Entry by PookieJones

YOU KNOW THOSE ANNOYING PEOPLE WHO READ OVER YOUR SHOULDER? er langen sich dem Schlange Ende dessen cr cbensocesraunr niberte. von obsaxchenden was ci

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CRACKED COM D WAS IN A GROUP AT A PARTY, AND PASSED MY CIGARETITE TO A BUDDY THE PERSON TO HIS LEFT BUMMED IT FROM HIM, AND so ON- THROUGH EIGHT PEOPL

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My long-haired roommate never noticed when the shower drain got plugged up. didn't notice when a clump ON of his drain hair GOLD STANDARD WHEY got int

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Entry by Kalli

My next door neighbor had a little dog that constantly dug under my fence to drop landmines in my yard. When diplomacy failed to convince them to ke

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Entry by PollyDarton

used to nanny for 22 teenaged girls. One long weekend one ofthe girls intentionally ruined an outing that her, sister was excited about because she wa

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

18 Incredibly Satisfying Acts Of Revenge

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Entry by Kalli

18 Incredibly Satisfying Acts Of Revenge

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CRACKED COM IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, THERE WAS THIS KID WHO WOULD CONSTANTLY MAKE FUN OF EVERYONE AND CALL US NAMES. BECAUSE OF THIS, 0 GOT TO BE RESPONS

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Entry by Yaznest

A friend of mine thought he was being funny when he told a dirty joke about my mother, and then refused to apologize. Ooops, your files have been encr

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9 6 TO 1 2 345 USED ROOMMATE OLD STEALTHE MY OF MY SHAMELESSLY OUT BOOK. DEALS BEST COUPON MONTHLY TO PRINT DECIDED ONES SO D FAKE SOME HIM. FOR HE JU

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Entry by vroobel

My brother put salt in my tea... SOo DID THIS

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Entry by Scott Laffey

18 Incredibly Satisfying Acts Of Revenge

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Entry by Lolly~

About a week before my best friend and I were supposed to get matching friendship tattoos, I learned that she had been trying to hook up with my boyfr

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Entry by Busteq

My sister was being harrassed by one of her coworkers... acks So I used that guy's ate work email to subscribe him Spans to literally thousands of new

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Entry by obraxi

I had a neighbor who held frequent, way-too-loud parties, during which trash was thrown over the fence and into my yard So collected all of my trash f

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Entry by Andrea Meno

My roommate kept snooping around my stuff and rummaging through my drawers, just because. So I put a barcode in her handbag, making sure an alarm went

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Last year, I caught my wife looking through my amazon browsing history to see what I was buying her for our anniversary. So this year, I made sure I r

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Entry by WhiteCells

My cousin stayed with us for the weekend and made a big mess of my room. So I took his ipod while he was asleep and replaced the songs on his playlist

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