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22 Side Characters That Are Just More Interesting

When it comes to movies and television, the main characters we're forced to watch are OK, mostly ... we guess. But sometimes, creators develop a side character so compelling, it's criminal that they don't have their own series.

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Despite looking awesome, Captain Phasma was used as a throwaway character in The Force Awakens. DEL But how exactly did a woman climb the ranks to bec

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rpilo CRACKEDcO SO PO SIMPSONS THE With his laid-back office culture and luxurious company housing, Hank Scorpio is the best boss a person could have.

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TWO and MEN a half Chartie, Alan, I'd like you to meet my youngest daughter, Naomi, the light of my life. A little angel who swooped down from heaven

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CRAGKEDC In Suicide Squad, Slipknot is killed almost immediately after his introduction. HIS DEATH LEFT ONE BURNING QUESTION UNANSWEREDO How did a guy

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Sherlock's Mrs Hudson is a drug dealer's widow and former exotic dancer who drives an Aston Martin. A spin-off about her life would make for pretty go

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WOODHOUSE, THE BUTLER FROM ARCHER, IS SEEMINGLY IMMORTAL AND A BORDERLINE SLAVE WAR HERO SORT OF A CANNIBAL LIVED ALL OVER THE WORLD HEROIN ADDICT BIS

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In Iron Man, Ho Yinsen showed he was an outstanding engineer and surgeon, and fluent in at least three languages. What was somebody like that doing in

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T HE FOBCE. AWAKE.N S MAZ KANATZA Over 1000 years old. spent many years as a pirate and smuggler Possesses a huge collection of rare and valuable obje

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psych How did Woody, a ee-spirited drug addict who's kind of stupid, become coroner for the SBPD? CRACKEDOON

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GUINAN S77A IREA THE NEXT GENERATION Lived on Earth in the 19th century and met Mark Twain. Was married over 20 times and has lots of children. Her ho

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THE INCREDIBLES EDNA MODE IS AN ADORABLE, SNARKY, AND CHARISMATIC DESIGNER OF SUPERHERO COSTUMES WHO OBVIOUSLY HAS TONS OF EXPERIENCE IN WHAT SHE DOES

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TWIN PEAKS CRACKED.COM Sure, Duchovny as Denise looked great in drag, and it made for cheap easy gags. But I'd love to hear more about the trials of a

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Dolph might secretly be the smartest kid in Springfield. SimpSons tHe Dolph is one of the school bullies who barely ever talks. In one episode, it is

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Dexter's very own Lila West was also a cold. Hblooded killer. with a very short series arc. It would've been interesting to see some background. on ho

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PIRATES Disney CARIBBEAN the CRACKED COM Anamaria is a pirate who knew Jack Sparrow before the first movie, confronts him for stealing her ship, disgu

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CRACKED cO Skinny Pete has a lot of potential beyond just being a drug dealer. While he's basically illiterate, he can be surprisingly articulate, and

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Who doesnit want to know more about the adventures of a grumpy ten year old girl that is forced to lead her own clan? Lyanna Mormont is by far the mos

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EDNA HYDE IS ACTUALLY A VERY PROGRESSIVE AND BOLD WOMAN. SHE HAD A FLING WITH A BLACK MAN IN THE '50s. That 7Os Show SHE WAS THE TOP GIRL ON THE PYRAM

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CRACKEDco COM. MIUEL surios CAPTAIN AMERICA THE FIRT AVENGER THE HOWLING COMMANDOS This multi-racial, multi-cultural combat unit is composed of the Al

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