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22 Inspiring Quotes To Keep You Going

Quotes are great for a lot of things. They're also great at being loaded with a bunch of nonsensical garbage. These are not those kind of quotes.

No, the following words of wisdom come from people who realize how tough life can be, and what it takes to keep going.

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Life's a struggle... with little beautiful surprises that make you wanna carry on through all the shit to the next little beautiful surprise. David

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Entry by Lolly~

CRACKEDGO WORRYING IS LIKE PRAYING FOR WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HAPPEN. -ROBERT DOwNEY JR.

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Entry by jaoafallas

CRACKEDco WHEN WE HIT OUR LOWEST POINT, WE ARE OPEN TO THE GREATEST CHANGE. -Aang, from The Legend of Korra, written by Michael Dante DiMartino & Br

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You have brains im your head. You have feet in you shoes. You can steer yourself any directior you choose. Youre on your OWN. And you knowwhat you kn

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You're better off trying something and having it not work and then learning from that than having not done anything at all. Mark Zuckerberg

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Entry by gicusudoru

CRACKEDGO You've been keeping to yourself these days Cause you're thinking everything's gone wrong Sometimes you just want to lay down and die That em

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Entry by Lolly~

CRACKED.COM STORMS make trees take deeper roots. -Dolly Parton

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

ROCKY BALBOA YOU, ME, OR NOBODY IS GONNA HIT AS HARD AS LIFE. BUT IT AIN'T ABOUT HOW HARD YOU HIT. IT'S ABOUT HOW HARD YOU CAN GET HIT AND KEEP MOVING

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Entry by Conor O'Brien

It seems like the chaos of this world is accelerating, but So is the beauty in the consciousness of more and more people. -ANTHONY KEIDIS CRACKED.CO

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Entry by jaoafallas

It is not our abilities that show what we truly arei it is our choices. -Dumbledore, Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets (written by J.K. Rowlin

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Entry by jaoafallas

CRACKED.COR It gets easier. Every day, it gets a little easier. But you have to do it every day. That's the hard part. But it does get easier. -monk

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Entry by Kevin King

The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you. -Lost in Translation Written by Sofia Coppola

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKED.COM WHY DO WE FALL, BRUCE? SO WE CAN LEARN TO PICK OURSELVES UP. THOMAS WAYNE, BATMAN BEGINS SCRIPT BY DAVID S. GOYER AND CHRISTOPHER NOLAN

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Entry by jaoafallas

Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something. - Jake the dog from His Hero episode of Adventure Time (written by: Kent

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Entry by Conor O'Brien

It might be dark and rainy for two weeks in a row, but it will be sunny one day. It isn't under one's control as to when the sun comes out, but come

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Entry by Lolly~

KEEP MOVING FORWARD AND DON'T GIVE A S-.. WHAT ANYBODY THINKS, YOU KNOW, JUST KEEP MOVING FORWARD AND DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO FOR YOU. -JOHNNY DEPP C

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Entry by jaoafallas

22 Inspiring Quotes To Keep You Going

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Entry by JGowen

CRACKED.COM Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. the weeks grow into months. before you know it you got yourself a bad year. Take it from

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Entry by Andrea Meno

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE FEARLESS. JUST DON'T LET FEAR STOP YOU. Charlie Day

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We do not need magic to transform our world. We carry all the power we need inside ourselves already. We have the power to imagine better. J. K ROWL

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Entry by Kevin King

22 Inspiring Quotes To Keep You Going

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I know a lot of you are saying, 'What can I do? I'm just a little punk. I don't count.' Well, you're dead wrong. The little punks have always counted

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