Comedians Claim That Theo Von Only Pays His Opener a Hundred Bucks

Comedians Claim That Theo Von Only Pays His Opener a Hundred Bucks

This Is the Biggest Waste of Money in U.S. Military History

This Is the Biggest Waste of Money in U.S. Military History

30 of the Biggest Culture Shocks People Have Experienced

30 of the Biggest Culture Shocks People Have Experienced

Ancient Poisons Not Even Putin Would Dare Use

Ancient Poisons Not Even Putin Would Dare Use

27 Times Celebrities Couldn’t Keep It Together

27 Times Celebrities Couldn’t Keep It Together

21 Things You Used To Love (That Have NOT Aged Well)

Remember how awesome your formative years were? You were a smooth operator and absolutely nothing was awkward or embarrassing about your life then. If that's how you think about it, well, buckle up and get ready for some real talk.

It's time to gaze into the past. Do not look away.

21

21 Things You Used To Love (That Have NOT Aged Well)

20
Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKEDC HIGH WATTAGE CAR AUDIO SYSTEM THE DISTRACT YOU FROM THE OTHER DRIVERS, CONTRIBUTE TO HEARING LOSS, MAKE CAR PARTS BUZZ, AND NO ROOM TO TRANS

19
Entry by Vincent Pall

Ferris Bueller, you're my hero. Well, you were, but now I realize you're just a sociopath who dresses like a douchebag. CRACKED.COM

18
Entry by xela_ananym

CRACKED.COM CK KINGS Round Up T CANDY VICTORY ano TARCET CANDY CANDY Feeling totally badass pretending to smoke your candy cigarettes.

17
Entry by MissNoxy

SUPER TRENDY HAIRDOS (FROM ANY DECADE) LOOK RIDICULOUS NOW GRAU

16
Entry by S Peter Davis

Yep! I'm the guy who bought their first album. Smash mouth BCh'uct N In 1997, SMASH MOUTH were surprisingly edgy, with tracks such as F**K IT LET'S R

15
Entry by Manx MacReady

CRcy SPENDING YOUR LIMITED CASH ON EVERY VARIANT COVER OF THE SAME ISSUE FELT SATISFYING THEN. SPIDERMAD SPIDERM SPIDERN TORMENT TORMEN YAMEY XMEN AMS

14
Entry by Jose Canyusi

THE DISNEY CHANNEL. DISNEY CHANNEL 'Cause when we were kids, we had no taste in entertainment. (Be fair: We still had to develop it!) So the Disney Ch

13
Entry by Ted E.

In the mid 80s, Cabbage Patch Kids RGLAIONIDS GARA dolls were at the height o-f popularity. PAILKIDS 20b GARBAGE LOSING FAI PHAT PHIL TOPS NL TENTSA 2

12
Entry by D20

Kid Me: This is the greatest show of all time!! Adult Me: ...why did i watch this...

11

in THE 1990S we sPenT HOURS making PRANK PHONECALLS. I NOW REALIZE OW ABSVRD OUR SQUEAKY, HORMOWNAL VOICES MUST MAVE SOUNDED TO ADULTS LIKE OUR FAVORI

10
Entry by xela_ananym

FREE CRACKED.C COM CHT RS 100 S SIHJ enic Proof that we were suckers and would buy any old rubbish when we were kids.

9

CRACKEDOON As soon aS you learned how to drawt this it was EVEPGAHEP Even thoughr you had no ides what it stood for,

8
Entry by deathpod

Your fake plastic phone from the dollar store GOOD DAY! Line 1 didn't fool Menu Names anyone, 1 2 3 4 5 6 idiot. 7 8 9 O CRACKED COM

7
Entry by xela_ananym

Bacteria-ridden, knotted string you take off never because 'friendship'. And their slightly Make Your own SCOOBIES hygenic more plastic counterparts.

6
Entry by Kevin King

Nu METAL The perfect genre of music for any rebellious teen. Listening now, you feel like brat a with bad taste. MUSKA CRACKED.COM

5
Entry by Sonny Time

HIGH SCHOOL APPAREL CRAGh Hs HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL lH*L dIHSFObE 510 YOU WORE THESE TO SHOW TEAM SPIRIT AND PERSONAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS, AND THEY SERVE NO

4
Entry by Chan Teik Onn

You used to think you were cool back in high school because you were the class clown. When you look back at those moments, you realize that you were a

3
Entry by deathpod

WEARING A BANDANA UNDER YOUR HAIR CANCELS OUT THE WHOLE POINT OF WEARING A BANDANA. I GUESS NOBODY TOLD THE HAIR METAL BANDS. (OR ME IN GRADE EIGHT.)

2
Entry by Manx MacReady

Convens + TI ROLLS Cpr E Os ALL STAR Half as cool as I should have been.

1
Entry by cheemp

When you thought that e-mail addresses like this... Sign in xXxDragonSlayer69xXx@hotmail.com Next No account? Create one! ooowere badass as hell. CRAC

Related:

Want To Win An Awesome Home Arcade AND Donate to Charity All At Once?
Want in on this?

Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.