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17 Everyday Customs That No Longer Make Any Sense

We have a lot of customs in our society. The problem is our society is now in the 21st Century, and a lot of these customs came from, like, the 10th Century or some shit. What we're trying to say is, we're imploring everyone to just chill on adhering to customs that don't make sense anymore.

For example ...

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Entry by Jordan Rudow

Men, stop rushing to open doors for women Even with the most innocent, chivalrous intentions, the gesture implies that women are weak and require the

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Entry by Kalli

HDNOA bBACHELOR PARTES ARE FUN. BUT STOP AME HHOLDINS ITIHEM IN BARS ITHENIGHT BEFORE ITHE WEDDING Makis Ma ITHE BRIDE WONT BE APPRECIATE HHER NMAN BE

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Entry by jaoafallas

The Tipping System yNO 179182554 Waiters should be making a reasonable wage without counting the tips. A tip is supposed to be an extra given to you

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Entry by PookieJones

17 Everyday Customs That No Longer Make Any Sense

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Entry by amanygv

The Biography Speech at Wedding a I met Gazza when he was 5! So Funny, So Original... NOT! CRACKEDCON

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Entry by milito

CRACKEDCO COM Women are supposed to wear make-up every day OR else everyone will ask them Are you ok?

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Bouquet toss at weddings is based on the superstition that whoever catches it will be the next one to get married. It has also sent countless overexci

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

12 14 uwe can't have 10 11 the 13th floor 8 9 because Satan 6 7 lives on the 13th 5 floor. And how do we deal with it? We pretend the 13th floor is t

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Entry by WhiteVeeRex

SHARING SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED.

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Entry by amanygv

The Public Proposal H This really should be private! It puts unnecessary pressure on her to say 'yes' and the CRACKED.COM public to give a crap.

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Entry by PookieJones

We should really stop touching pregnant women's bellies. The baby won't kick, but the mother might. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by WhiteVeeRex

TWO MONTHS SALARY IS TOO MIIHH GRAGN ARTOARVED TO SPEND ON A ROCK

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Entry by jaoafallas

CRACKEDCON How you doing? Can we stop asking this without expecting or wanting any real answer?

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Entry by PookieJones

DROPPING BY UNANNOUNCED WAS ACCEPTABLE ONLY WHEN THERE WERE NO PHONES. There are dozens of ways to reach a person and check if they want to hang out b

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Entry by Cynicat

Sweety DISRESPECTFUL Honey CONDESCENDING Darlin INCONSIDERATE Let's STOP addressing women with childish endearments, shall we? GRAGKEDOON

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Entry by milito

A man usually rents his wedding tuxedo evEn though he can wear it on many occasions in his life. A woman is supposed to spend thousands on her wedding

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Entry by Wyrmologist

Is there even a point in wearing neckties? There are other, more comfortable ways to look good. GRACKED

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