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The 31 Most Disturbing Things About Being A Parent

Hollywood likes to romanticize the whole parenting thing by making movies that are two acts of hilarious calamity, and a third act of lessons learned and love-filled reconciliation. In real life, however, it's closer to never-ending acts of the first ... minus the hilarious part.

For example ...

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Entry by JarOCats

You will, never understand Common Core Nund he besr math. answer. Find missing part lame for exercises part. missing the 5. Find the numbers. 2. Write

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Entry by Paka

YOUR CHILD WILL MOCK CRACKEDco YOU ENDLESSLY FOR NOT KNOWING THE NAMES OF EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER Bess? Karen? Sue? Binky? Artax? FROM EVERY SINGLE CAR

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Entry by HelloLilly

YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF NEGOTIATING EVERY BITE If you eat two more broccoli you can have ice cream fordessert. But iF O eat CWO more 0 WON'L nave roOm FO

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

ANYTHING CAN GO FROM FAVORITE TO HATED AT ANY TIME, AND IT WILL DRIVE YOU INSANE! GRACKEDOON'

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Entry by PookieJones

CRAC START PRACTICING YOUR FAKE LAUGH. You'll need it when your kid tells you the same knock knock joke for the umpteenth time.

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Entry by boothbym

See There NIGNT NOESES are some UN aA NLRSC ATSOREN ABC great children's SPIbEr The BM ON Theurne THiAT books... COULD But it's the boring ones that

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Entry by rs1

HOT WHEELS TIRES ARE A PERFECT FIT FOR TODDLERS' EARS AND YOU CANNOT PULL THEM OUT WITH TWEEZERS CRACKEDCON

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He'll want to watch one particular episode of his favorite show... ...over... ...and over... ...and over... ...and over again.

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Entry by rs1

It will seem like everyone else's kids do way cooler and more educational things over the summer than yours HOGWARTS STEM SCHOOL FOR XAVIERS GiFTED YO

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Entry by JarOCats

You're going to have to come up with a response that says both Good boy! and The pants come down first! CRACKED.GOM

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Entry by rs1

After 50 years of feminism your daughter's main aspiration is to be a Disney Princess CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Ted E.

IF YOUR BOWELS ARE BACKED UP AND YOU DON'T HAVE BACKUP, POTTY TIME IS STILL FAMILY TIME. CRA

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

The act of cutting the umbilical cord symbolises the first step to fatherhood. It is also going to be a traumatizing experience. *You are essentially

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Entry by BRWombat

There's a reason boys are often nicknamed SQUIRT

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Entry by Milejdi

You won't need Google to find out... Which toys can survive the oven What happens if you machine-wash your new jacket Will the kick in your head wake

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Entry by PookieJones

A toddler can outvoice everyone in a crowded restaurant. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by rs1

CRACKED CONT TODDLERS LOVE TO PLEASURE THEMSELVES

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Entry by GrannyGrump

Two CORN Words: Snacke SCHOOL GOUSNEt GRACKEDOON 19 Ene FUNDRAISER

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Entry by rs1

DOING NOTHING IS REALLY REALLY HARD MUST---BREAK--- FREE---TELL SON HE'S DOING IT WRONG--- CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Brace yourself for the creepy things your kids are going to say about their imaginary friends, like Mom, Tony doesn't have a face and he lives in you

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Entry by HelloLilly

in a child's mind: LALLALLL coroe HANO NOS h THIS IS TO PAINT WALLS, DOORS AND MIRRORS THESE ARE TO PAINT SOMEONE'S SKIN

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Entry by rs1

GRACKEDG CONT ILLD You spend SO much time at the Urgent Care that going is like visiting old friends

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Entry by Brooklyned

Once they figure out how to get out of the crib It's all over c

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Entry by Wyrmologist

KIDS LOVE TO COLLECT THE WEIRDEST BGers AND THE MOST DISGUSTING THINGS

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Entry by rs1

YOUR CHILD WILL THROW UP AT ANY TIME AND ANY PLACE FOR NO REASON

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

When you realize that three simple words said by your child: I hate you can destroy you. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by rs1

YOUR CHILD WILL CRY BECAUSE HE GOT SCARED WATCHING THE TV SHOW YOU LET HIM WATCH BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T STOP CRYING CRAUN

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Entry by Cynicat

MEN, ALWAYS WEAR A SHIRT WHEN HOLDING A BREASTFED BABY CRAG WHEN THEY'RE HUNGRY, THEY WILL TRY TO SUCKLE ANYTHING

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Entry by Kevin King

A child's messy room becomes an obstacle course of PAIN.

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Entry by Sonny Time

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Entry by Ted E.

Children never listen. Yet they somehow manage to hear everything. Papa, what's a douchebag? CRACKED COM

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