19 Creepy Jokes That Shouldn't Have Made It Into Kids' Stuff

You're a parent and it's time to make dinner or breakfast or whatever -- so how do you distract your kid? By throwing on some cartoons, right? Pretty safe move. Except not always.

Like strangers all those old PSAs warned us about, apparently the people creating stuff for children these days don't have an issue with corrupting our nation's youth. We teamed up with master image manipulator AuntieMeme to bring you the worst offenders and people who probably need a little therapy.

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19 Creepy Jokes That Shouldn't Have Made It Into Kids' Stuff

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Arthur is a thoroughly educational public television cartoon for kids. In The Contest, Arthur is drawn in the style of a number of other cartoons, i

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Willy Wonka wants kids to lick the snozzberries on his wallpaper. Snozzberries, what a silly nonsense word! Except it's not nonsense. In a later book,

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19 Creepy Jokes That Shouldn't Have Made It Into Kids' Stuff

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In Madagascar, when Alex is about to pounce on Marty, Marty shouts, sugar honey iced tea! Sugar. Honey. Iced. Tea. Unsurprisingly, Marty was voiced

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In the Rugrats episode Grandpa's Date, Lou rents some videos for the kids. NICKTOONT He also rents one for himself, called Lonely Space Vixens. Tha

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In Mrs. Doubtfire, Robin Williams quips, I should never buy gribenes from a mohel. It's SO chewy! He makes the comment as he's trying on a disguise

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In Chowder and Mr. Fugu, a talking ice cream cone tells Chowder to bite his cone and suck out the ice cream. When Chowder praises him for the idea,

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In Monster House, Jenny figures out that the kids have been attacking the house's uvula. Ohhh! So it's a girl house, says Chowder. When Jenny explai

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The computer in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue really enjoys its work. 1010 1010 X010 0101 1010 010 0101 101 10'10 HO10T00T0700T0T0T0018T0T891

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In Buffalo Gals, Cow and Chicken have unexpected visitors. They're literally carpet munchers. Specifically, they're a female motorcycle gang that bu

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The Cannibals in The Secret of Monkey Island ask brush Threepwood: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? Proving that di

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19 Creepy Jokes That Shouldn't Have Made It Into Kids' Stuff

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t In 101 Dalmatians, Cruella learns that Anita is pregnant, and that the dogs are expecting puppies. She turns to Roger and quips, Well. YOU have bee

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When Kronk in The Emperor's NeW Groove pitches a tent to sleep in, he pitches it over his crotch. Presumably he wakes up with morning woods. CRACKED.C

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In the Masquerade Ball'' episode of The Flintstones, Fred and Barney go costume shopping. OSTUMERS And Barney makes a dick joke. Barney: I'm going to

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19 Creepy Jokes That Shouldn't Have Made It Into Kids' Stuff

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In a 1991 comic, ALF appears with a seal. AL 100X FRESH comsCS ALF NEW CAUTION: DONOT BUY IF SAFETY SEAL IS MISSINGI So MOY p ALRLADYT MOPE A PPAT DLA

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In the Animaniacs episode Hercule Yakko, the toons play detective. They also make a joke about anal fingering. Dot: 0 found Prince! Yakko: No, no, n