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20 Double Standards Society Keeps Tricking Us Into Believing

We like to think that we're pretty progressive with this whole "human race" experiment thing we're doing. Enter the double standard to prove that notion false. Because as much as we like to think we're moving in the right direction, there's a lot of double standards around that prove we're stuck in the Stone Age most of the time.

We asked our readers to illustrate the worst offenders, and gave money for the best entries. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Spinobreaker

DRESSES UP CRAZY PERFECTLY NORMAL CAPONA I GHTON 21 DRESSES UP CRAZY TOTAL WEIRDOS CRACKED COM

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PHOTOS OF SHIRTLESS MEN ARE COMPLETELY NORMAL... AND YET PHOTOS OF WOMEN BREASTFEEDING ARE CONSIDERED CONTROVERSIAL AND ARE OFTEN BANNED FROM SOCIAL M

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Entry by Vicki Veritas

CHILDLESS ADULTMAN: TOTALY NORMAL! CHILDLESS ADULT WOMAN: BURNTHE WITCH!

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Entry by mkad

JETS Although she's a die-hard fan, and the game is tonight, Jodi doesn't thank the customers with Go Jets! knowing that although most are fans, som

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Entry by gicusudoru

CRACKED COM A man who speaks his mind showcases his leadership skills A woman is bossy, aggressive or arrogant

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Entry by CZM

Good with kids Pedophile CRAGKEDCON

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Entry by JadeCampbell

CRAGKEDCON Men's Pockets Women's Pockets

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Entry by Comunacho

CRACKEDo COM Don't sexualize Daniel Radcliffe, I watched him grow from a little boy!! AWWWW YEAH!!!!

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STRAIGHIV GAYY BISEXUAL2 PICKONE! CRACKED COM

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Entry by Danzy

CRACKEDGON BRUISED DIRTY BLOODY ACTION MAN ACTION WOMAN HATA HErFect PERFECT PEAFECT Mak CLOTHES

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKEDcO In movies, you can make someone die in a heroic way and we won't even flinch. Heck, you can even blow up an entire populated planet for all

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Entry by Mozartella

You should accept my body the way it is. But those skinny bitches. GRACKEDCON

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Entry by JadeCampbell

RABID FEMINIST! Sexy stud! CRACKEDOON

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Entry by filenotfound

55S OF Long hair : BAD Long hair GOOD = USTASE Girls can go to school with Long hair. BoyS get kicked out for the same thing. CRACKEDOON

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SMOKERS ARE OFTEN REWARDED WITH EXTRA SMOKE BREAKS WHILE NON-SMOKERS ARE EXPECTED TO... KEEP WORKING! CRACKEDCON

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Entry by JomSadie

Prisoners are not allowed to vote. But when it benefits the State they are not treated as civically dead; they are liable for taxation on any earnings

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Entry by Michael Voll

DISAPPOINTING BOX OFFICE FOR A SUPERHERO MOVIE WITH A MALE LEAD WITH A FEMALE LEAD REBOOT SUPERHEROINES AREN'T PROFITABLE UTK Supergit JENNIFER CATWOM

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Entry by JadeCampbell

RAPE IS NEVER FUNNY Don't drop the soap! CRAGKEDCON

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CRACKED CON smile! smile SMILCI smile! snilel SMILE! SMILE! SMM smile! SMILE! SMILE! You'd look prettier if you smiled smile! was said to no guy eve

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Are You A Prude Or A Slut? Are you a woman? no Yes Do you have sex? You are Yes a: no Person You are a: You are a: prude slut Will you have more sex t

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