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20 Supposedly Smart Celebs (Who Said Dumb Things)

Just like you wouldn't take health advice from the homeless guy under the bridge, you should probably hold medical tips from famous people in the same regard.

And to help you sift through the bullshit, our readers pulled some smart-sounding things celebrities have said to unveil the stinky truth lurking beneath their lies. The craziest is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Kudos to Sharon Osbourne who established a program at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center dedicated to colon cancer education! Despite this resource, daughter

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Entry by AM Smiley

Sheryl Crow doesn't like her kids to eat gluten, because it bogs down the immune system and contributes to chest colds. Sheryl Crow. 2011: If It Mak

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Entry by mkad

The American murder rate is 50 times that of any other developed nation.- Russell Brand, (in a serious political piece where he cited many non-exagg

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Entry by AM Smiley

Michael Douglas says that oral sex can cure throat cancer. THIS PARTICUILAR CANCER IS CAUSED BY HPV, WHICH ACTHALLY COMES FROM CUNNILINGUS. AND CUNNI

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Entry by Chelsea Burns

Donald J. Trump Follow @realDonaldTrump The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-compe

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Entry by AM Smiley

In her book, Alicia Silverstone claims that tampons make you infertile. thekindmama A Simple uide to Supercharged Fertility. 3 Radiant Pregnaney. a Sw

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CRACKEDCON Per Gwyneth Paltrow, mothers have no excuse for not losing weight. Every woman can make time every woman... You just make it work, and i

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Entry by iskr

Human beings are the chosen only mammals to that not routinely have which ingest their consumed placenta is by every other for mammal itS protein and

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Entry by AM Smiley

When you eat meat, [it] sits in your colon for 40 years and putrefies, and eventually gives you the illness you die of. And that is a fact. Heather

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Entry by Scott Laffey

...eating foie gras can lead to Alzheimer's, diabetes or rheumatoid arthritis. In short, eating foie gras is a tasty way of getting terminally ill. -

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Entry by AM Smiley

Jennifer Aniston recommends brushing your teeth in the shower, to I save water. Two minutes of running the shower uses about five gallons of water. TW

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Entry by mkad

GRACKED WI mean people on pot shoot each other. stab each othero strangle each other, drive under the influence kill families wipe out a whole family.

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Entry by System_Decay

The anecdotal evidence of millions of CRACKED.COM parents... The legitimate concern they and many in the scientific community have that environmental

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Entry by Comunacho

THE LEFT AND THE LEFT AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION The NY Times says that Most of these kids and humanitarian aid should their parents

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Entry by S Peter Davis

GWYNETH PALTROW likes to give out free medical advice. For example, she recommends that women team-clean their vaginas to balance hormone levels. AC

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CRACKED coMT In her book, The Kind Mama, Alicia Silverstone suggests new moms should take a year off with their new baby. I assure you that it's not

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Entry by Rachel P.

When asked what she did for her health, Fergie said: I do vinegar shots. It has to be organic apple cider, unfiltered. Despite claims that it helps

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Entry by Scott Laffey

To stay healthy, young and beautiful, actress Demi Moore recommends LEECHES describing the remedy on her navel with Generally, you bleed for quite a

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You feel all the vitamins going through you. It's indescribable but very calming, and then it gives you energy for a good few days afterwards. That'

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Athlete's FOOt? Pop queen Madonna recommends PEEING IN THE SHOWER. Your doctor may suggest a fungicide instead.

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