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21 News Stories (Almost) Too Ironic To Be Real

Irony is something that typically happens subtly. A butter knife that sucks at spreading butter. Running out of gas a block from the gas station. You know, real boring shit. All the wacky moments of irony are reserved for the movies, right?

Wrong. As it turns out, some truly amazing stories of irony play out in real life. We asked our readers to bring us some of best examples, and we gave money to the winner.

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Entry by mkad

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Entry by Chelsea Burns

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Entry by gicusudoru

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Entry by John E.

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In 2003, The Station nightclub in West Warwick, RI, burned to the ground when pyrotechnics set off during a show by '80s metal band Great White starte

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Entry by djHanDon

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Entry by Sagar Parikh

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Entry by Lobsterman86

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Entry by flapjacked

Known as The God of Free-climbing, champion rock climber Patrick Eldridge would often scale difficult rock faces without the aid of safety harnesses

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Entry by woodrowgh

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Entry by iskr

The former Beatle and a keen gardener George Harrison died in 2001. In 2004 a pine tree was planted in LA'S Griffith Park in memory of him. THE GEORGE

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Entry by PlasmaCaptain

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Entry by gicusudoru

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As youth, Pharrell Years later, Pharrell a Williams was fired from THREE different would write the MeDonald's restaurants. company's famous I'm Lovin

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Entry by woodrowgh

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

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Orlando, Florida, 1986: Twelve members of a jury get stuck in the courthouse elevator for 20 minutes. The jurors were hearing the a case against Otis

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Entry by djHanDon

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