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20 Movies And Shows That Know Jack (About Alcohol And Drugs)

Look, drugs aren't all that great, really. But sometimes the way Hollywood depicts their effects on people is downright laughable. Almost as if the people directing the scenes have never used the drug in question themselves, and took pointers from someone who was probably stifling a chuckle with every word.

We wanted to pay tribute to these scenes and asked our readers to show us the worst offenders. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Scott Laffey

20 Movies And Shows That Know Jack (About Alcohol And Drugs)

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Entry by mkad

CRACKED COM Psych did their homage to The Hangover where the guys had to figure out what happened in the bfacked out previous night, after their drink

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Entry by Comunacho

CRACKED In the episode Under My Skin, House quits Vicodin cold turkey, and turns to Cuddy to help him face the withdrawal symptoms. Luckily for her,

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Entry by Comunacho

CRACKEDCON Do you smoke marijuana? Then you must LOVE your sofa! ('cause. you know, if you use weed, you become a couch potato)... Or you might become

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Entry by SeaMan

CRACKEDCOMT In an episode of South Park, titled Major Boobage, several characters inhale cat urine and experience intense hallucinations of a mammar

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Entry by Rachel P.

In the 1938 film Reefer Madness, drug-abusing teenagers engage in wild sex violence and suicide - a direct result of smoking weed.

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Entry by cstinson

No-one's saying Bluto couldn't/wouldn't do this... ...but by the end of the scene, there definitely would've been some puking.

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Entry by System_Decay

In Disney's The Great Mouse Detective, the villain's henchmice are shown drinking pink Champagne from this fountain, and later swinging on the empty b

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CRACKED CoNT In Bachelor Party Max the mule snorts three lines of coke and within minutes is found dead in an elevator. Mules weigh over half a ton. T

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CRACKED.COM The opiates in poppies need to be cultivated as they are not naturally volatile So no, you won't fal asleep from crossing a field of the f

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Entry by CZM

CRACKED COM Every heroin sequence in Requiem for a Heroin actually Dream has the includes a opposite effect, shot of a shrinking pupil pupils to a dil

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

American Beauty (1999) depicts Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) buying an ounce of G13 weed from Ricky Fitz (Wes Bently) Despite the movie being an Oscar

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I'm so eXCITed! I'm sO eXcited! I'm SO..SCARED!!! sand THE NBC SITCOM SAVED BY THE BELL DEPICTED JESSIE (ELIZABETH BERKELEY) GeTTING ADDICTED TO C

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Entry by Sonny Time

ALCOHOL VS COFFEE Had a few cocktails? Slurred speech? ALCOHOL Can't walk straight? Falling down? Thu Not a problem. distilled duperb vich redha fuela

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Entry by mkad

20 Movies And Shows That Know Jack (About Alcohol And Drugs)

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Entry by Ted E.

IN THE SEINFELD EPISODE THE RED DOT KRAMER TAKES A FEW SIPS OF HENNIGAN'S SCOTCH ...AND IS A BABBUNG DRUNK WITHIN 50 SECONDS. BY THE END OF THE SCEN

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Entry by JimMarkus

In Meet The Fockers, Ben Stiller's character gets jabbed with Sodium thiopental and reveals all his deepest, darkest secrets. According to the CIA, N

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Jock Andrew Clark's reaction to trying pot in The Breakfast Club? Stripping down... Fist pumping... Doing cartwheels... Doing somersaults... Fist pump

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Entry by Paka

20 Movies And Shows That Know Jack (About Alcohol And Drugs)

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Entry by Biclops

During college move-in day in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Sam's mom Judy receives a pot brownie in a plastic baggie with a marijuana leaf o

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