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26 Famous Movies That Doled Out Terrible Romantic Advice

Look, we'll be frank here: If you're getting your romantic advice from movies, you need to maybe reevaluate that decision (and probably some other ones also).

As you're about to see, movie advice ranges from baffling to felonious to just plain dumb. Our readers bring you the worst offender, and we gave sweet, sweet Internet dollars to the winner ...

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Entry by DandyBerlin

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Entry by Expalphalog

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Entry by AM Smiley

26 Famous Movies That Doled Out Terrible Romantic Advice

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Entry by Avisia

CRACKED c Hitting, Fighting, and Attempted Murder Don't Mean You Shouldn't Hook up With Them!

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Entry by Ted E.

WHEN IT COMES TO MATTERS OF THE HEART, NEVER LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS. THEY'RE OLDER, WISER, AND HAVE RAISED YOU SINCE BIRTH, BUT YOUR PARENTS KNOW NOTH

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Entry by Scooby

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Entry by Kieran Hair

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Entry by Gaudamus

CRACKED COM HAVE YOU BEEN IMPRISONED FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITH NO CONTACT TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD? AFRAID OF WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOUR LOVE LIFE? NOT. TO W

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Entry by Gaudamus

TOM CAMIERON He's CRUISE DAZ a secret agent She gets swept up in his adventures They fall in love They live happily ever after Actually... Dangerous s

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Entry by AM Smiley

It's okay to cheat on your significant other, as long as it's love.

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Entry by AM Smiley

If you want to attract women, be a jerk. Be closed-off, angry, and have a gigantic chip on your Oh, and shoulder. smoke. CRACKEDCONT

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Entry by keinkampf

In REVENGE OFTHE The protagonist Lewis dons a costume NERDS and pretends to be the boyfriend of Betty, the cheerleader sorority girl hottie SO he can

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Entry by AM Smiley

ying about who you are is a solid basis for a relationship. Working Girl

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Entry by gingerninja90

CRACKEDCON In the grand finale, Satine begs Christian to come back and forgive her with a touching reprise of their song Come What May. Too bad she'

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Entry by AM Smiley

Even if you do agree to meet up with some insomniac you've never met, you probably shouldn't meet in a secluded location at night. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by AM Smiley

Thinking about trusting an unscrupulous stranger who clearly doesn't have your best interests in mind? Go for it, as long as you're doing it to get a

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Entry by Avisia

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Entry by AM Smiley

26 Famous Movies That Doled Out Terrible Romantic Advice

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Entry by gingerninja90

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Entry by torreyl

Want to get a lot of money for not much work? Just convince rich a guy you're a woman! When you reveal yourself, he'll still want to marry you! Except

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Entry by AM Smiley

Want to get married? Just cut in on a wedding that's been canceled. They're interchangeable. CRACKED COM

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Entry by Scarin

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Entry by DickSteel

What would you do to win back your family? What if you... 1) Hijack a mobile stairway, 2) Chase down and force a GODDAMN JUMBO to a halt on the Airpor

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by Fauxman3

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Entry by Avisia

26 Famous Movies That Doled Out Terrible Romantic Advice

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