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22 Shockingly Dark Lyrics in Otherwise Happy Songs

Be honest, how hard are you listening to the lyrics of any given song? Chances are good that you're mainly just awkwardly dancing and mumbling your way through it anyway.

But that's OK, because our readers are here help you avoid those catchy tunes that have severely dark undertones. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Josh Daws

Ah, Grease, a musical from a simpler time, full of fun clean songs. None more so than Greased Lightnin a teenage boy's ode to working on his car...

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Entry by mkad

Macarena tiene un novio que se llama, CRACKEDCO CON Que se llama de apellido Vitorino, Yen la jura de bandera del muchacho Se la dio con dos amigos..

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Entry by gicusudoru

ORAGKED.GON Bruce Springsteen I'm On Fire Hey little girl is your daddy home Did he go away and leave you all alone I got a bad desire I'm on fire

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Entry by Nick Dreyer

The SS's Atleast IEt Was Here contains surprisingly grim lyics in Contrast to its bubble-gomeindiepopy bubble Sound such as, WE COULD BE ROPED UP2

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Entry by Nels Nelsen

22 Shockingly Dark Lyrics in Otherwise Happy Songs

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Entry by BRWombat

A minute and a half into Do They Know It's Christmas? the 1984 Band Aid anthem recorded and released to raise money for Ethiopian famine relief, Bon

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Entry by mkad

22 Shockingly Dark Lyrics in Otherwise Happy Songs

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Entry by Matt Lovell

Ringo Starr honky-tonks his way through the feel-good, fiddle-playin' Beatles tune Don't Pass Me By proclaiming how much he misses his true love and

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Entry by plasquatch

thewntles BEU 10.185 M LONNDOR dt Wete WHELLE CALORNIE HAPPY TOGETHER So happy together So bappy together How is the weather? ...wait, the weather? Wh

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Entry by Tim Babb

Simon and Garfunkel: Cecilia Making love in the afternoon With Cecilia Up in my bedroom So far, so good... I got up to wash my face... If your face

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Entry by Kanomi

K-CI&JOJO & In 1998, this R&B duo scored a #1 platinum hit with All of My Life, a down-tempo love ballad with innocuous, tender lyrics ... interrupt

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Entry by FrankLee

Their blood has wash'd out their foul. footstep's pollution No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the teror of flight the gloom of the or

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Entry by Ted E.

The Blower's Daughter by Damien Rice A somewhat repetitive song about unrequited love And so it is. Just like you said it would be. Lfe goes easy on

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Entry by kadiron

SROSA Love In An Elevator. that Classicc old Aerosith song about etting it on in a movin elevator. and dyingsin the act. What, what? Just check out th

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Entry by Underdawg5

You Are My Sunshine You know it. You love it. You sing it to your -year-old before bedtime ... But 1 bet you don't sing past the first verse ... I'll

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Entry by mkad

The softly upbeat theme. from Cheers is considered one of the best tv themes ever, offering. you a place. 'where everybody knows your name, and they'

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Entry by Matt Lovell

same Os it ever was... Once In A Lifetime... same as it was... same Look was where it av my ever hand wOS. was! .some sa as wOs it ever ever it was. a

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Entry by HyruleanHyroe

THE KNACK CRACKED COM MY SHARONA What starts off as a playfully raunchy song takes a turn towards depravity with the line AlwayS get it up for the to

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Entry by AndyRobot800

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Entry by Underdawg5

Johnny Cash's I've Been Everywhere IS a catchy tale of a hitcher telling his ride about his travels... I've been to: Reno; Chicago; Fargo; Minnesota

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Entry by mejsjalv

CRACKED.COM WTF!? Just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme fried chicken. A way to end One Vision, a song about hope, unity and love

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Entry by Marconi Rebus

CRACKEDOON OODS TODAY THE TO SURPRISE. BG TODAY DOWN A WOODS THE GO OF TO DBSGUISE! SURE you DOWN IN GO IF GO MOURRE you BESTTER THAT EVER THERE BEAR

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