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Young minds are fairly impressionable. With this in mind, of course people who create content for children take extra care that they're sending a good message, right?

Well ... not quite. Our readers pulled together, for better or worse, some messages from over the years that we never knew were there. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by AM Smiley

If you bully and sexually harass someone long enough... c..eventulally they'll give in and mrarry You CRACKEDCONT

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Thomas and Friends inhabit a hierarchical dystopia where utility is everything and self-importance, ambition and initiative lead to failure and humili

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Entry by Garam

According to iCarly it's totally cool if a couple of 13-14 yo kids run a web show with barely adult supervision... L mean, they used to have THOUSANDS

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Entry by AM Smiley

MEN ARE PIGS. Men obsessed are stupid, unhygienic, smelly, and with mindless violence, and they objectify women based on what they look like and how g

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Entry by AM Smiley

Want Lo Destroy: the Environmenl? No Problem. Well Live in the Sky Welcome to The Jetsons. Everyone in Orbit City lives far above the earth in elevate

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Entry by krakenkraked

DUNGEONS DRAGONS ERIC'S PERSONALITY BY MARK EVANIER THE KIDS WERE ALL HEROIC ALL BUT A SEMI-HEROIC MEMBER OF THEIR TROUPE NAMED ERIC. ERIC WAS A WHIN

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Entry by AM Smiley

LOVE OEANS NEVER AVINE Yo SAp. POU'RE EAfiNg op FRIENDS. Ariel knows that fish sing and dance and talk and love, under the sea. Her best friend is a

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Entry by AM Smiley

Dance Your Cares Away! Unless you were born a Doozer. f you're a Doozer work your ass off making buildingst the Fraggles will eat.

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Entry by clg123

Remember Kids! People will love and praise you no matter WHAT hideous deformity you may have! Y'know, just as long as that deformity is useful in some

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Entry by AM Smiley

BE HAPPY, OR ELSE. The Care Bears monitor all the children of the world to make sure they always think happy thoughts. When they encounter a person wh

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Entry by AM Smiley

worry about taking Don't of your pets, kids. care IF they die. they'll just turn into happy little ghosts.

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Gives up everything she knew and changes herself completely in hopes of getting the man of her dreams. So basically lie about who you are and where yo

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Entry by hombreganzo

Karon the chickon is on She's exactly what thoy're NICKTOONS her way to a job intorviow looking for Dony Try KAREN

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Entry by Ted E.

In the 1940's, children's author Dr. Seuss created a series of World War II propaganda cartoons for the New York daily newspaper PM. WHAT HAVE YOU DON

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Entry by Michael Voll

RACKEDOON There's cruelty to childhood there's a an anger. And I not want to reduce Max to the tri te of the good little boy that you find in too man

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Entry by whoiswillo

According to Peter Pan, Native Americans have a reddish hue to their skin because the first Native American prince blushed after being kissed by a gir

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Entry by Scribsnow

Miss Martian from Young Justice This is what she actually looks like She keeps it and a Secret refuses to Is with a shapeshifter this preferred form a

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Entry by CarolinaR

Ugly Prely people people ATe Are Evil Good CRACKED COM

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