25 Famous People In A (Way) Different Light

Celebrities spend a lot of time cultivating a look. Branding is important, or at least that's that marketing department sent around in a memo last week. We think, anyway, we…uh…definitely opened that email. 

Anyway, it's one thing to watch a movie and not recognize a famous celebrity under pounds of makeup. It's another thing entirely when they walk around looking like the rest of us normies and they look entirely different to what you're used to seeing. Movies aren't real, our therapists keep insisting as we talk loudly over them. But they're right! Trust us, Elvira or a pre-beard Che Guevara might be hot enough to get noticed at parties, but not turn heads the way their famous alter-egos do.

Our readers compiled a list of famous people whose names conjure up a perfect mental image in your head, and yet don't look a thing like that. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by UADrew

Who is this handsome young actor? Zach Galifianakis Without his beard. CRACKEDGOM

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Entry by mejsjalv

Groucho Marx

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Entry by alphamans

Chuck Norris without his beard

Queen Elizabeth L 4 during WW.2

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Entry by Vincent Pall

This 1972 photo shows two dirty hippies named Erick Purkhiser and Kristy Wallace. Don't worry--the became cool several years later when they changed t

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Entry by bazooka

CRACKED.CONT Actress Cassandra Peterson is a former Las Vegas showgirl who dated Elvis and performed with the famous improvisational comedy group. The

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Entry by tesla777

CRACKED COM Winston Churchill didn't always look like this. In his youth, he was a fairly handsome cavalry officer.

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by gingerninja90

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Entry by wonderfloam

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Entry by mkad

Quick, name the woman below who, in the early 90's, rapped her way to #1 on the Australiang British, New Zealand & Norwegian music charts, going gold

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Entry by Michael Voll

Perhaps the most ...actually looked recognizable face like this. in film history... CRACKEDcO

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Entry by JayDorsey

Financial mogul J.P. Morgan had a disfiguring condition called Rhinophyma, resulting in a purple, swolen & deformed nose. All official pictures had be

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by bazooka

This beauteous babe CRACKEDCON who worked as a fashion model in her college days is now MARTHA the homemaker empress STEWART everyday

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Entry by tesla777

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Entry by AM Smiley

CRACKEDcO COM AM Pauley Perrette, Abby Sciuto on NCIS, is a natural blonde.

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Entry by VCRogers

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Entry by Ms.Zuneja

CRACKED.COM This, ladies ond gentlemen, is Stefani Joanne Angelina Ger- manotta, but you might know her better as Apy GAGA

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Entry by yulka1

This young marine look at all familiar? No, he doesn't? It's Drew Carey!

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Entry by mkad

You have to know that Phil Spector wears a wig, ight? AP Imean, he couldnstl prison, but yeah CRACKEDCON

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Entry by gicusudoru

CRACKEDCO James Dean in ballet class : another side of rebel a without a cause.

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Entry by Josh Daws

This is a clean cut 80's comedian from Nebraska named Daniel Lawrence Whitney. Don't recognize him? You probably know him better as Larry the Cable Gu