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20 Celebrity Pet Facts

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You know how famous people try to do the same stuff the rest of us do, but then do it in such a wild, over-the-top way it becomes weird? Pet ownership is no exception. Celebrities are literally incapable of having pets in a normal way.

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Emma Watson dedicated her British Artist Of the Year award to her late on-set hamster. When her hamster died during the filming of Harry Potter, the s

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20 Celebrity Pet Facts

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Kirstie Alley keeps lemurs as pets. CRaN She once tried to sneak one past airport security by telling them that it was a cat.

In 1976, Sylvester Stallone bought two turtles for a scene in Rocky. He kept them. In 2018 he posted a photo of those same turtles on Instagram. They'

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Choupette, Karl Lagerfeld's cat, is one of the most fortunate pets in the world. She has two personal maids, and besides what she inherited from Lager

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Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev gave John F. Kennedy a dog named Pushinka, whose mother was one of the passengers of Sputnik 5. Pushinka had four pupp

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CRACKED COM Carrie Fisher's dog, Gary Fisher, attended a screening of The Last Jedi. According to a witness, Gary's ears perked up every time she ap

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Rabbits that had been shot by Princes William and Harry would sometimes be cooked and served to The Queen's dogs.

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Drew Barrymore went all out for her dog's funeral. When her beloved dog Flossy died at age 16, Drew had her cremated. She then traveled to India and s

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50 Cent named his dog after Oprah Winfrey, after taking issue with Winfrey for the scarcity of rappers featured on her show. When they met face to fac

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James Gunn had Guardians of the Galaxy VFX artists scan his dog's mouth and incorporate it into the mouth of the Rocket Raccoon CGI model. DR. yon SPE

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Katy Perry had pics of her pup's face turned into a pattern for her custom pajamas.

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Tracy Morgan went on a TV show to have a custom tank built for his pet octopus. New Old tank tank CRACKED.COM

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Audrey Hepburn took in a fawn. Pippin, or Ip as she affectionately called it, appeared in Green Mansions with her, and she was advised to bond with it

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George R.R. Martin first imagined fantasy worlds thanks to the pet store turtles he had as a boy. Young Martin was taking proper care of them, so he c

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CRACKEDcO *Not the actual Pablow. Miley Cyrus wrote a song for her dead blowfish, Pablow. She performed the song in one of her Backyard Session videos

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Before their dog Puddy passed away, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend held a wedding between him and their other dog, Pippa. CRACKED COM

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Mike Tyson's pet tiger accidentally knocked out his gold teeth while trying to give him a kiss. CRACKED

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CRACKED C COM President Calvin Coolidge and his wife Grace kept trash pandas in the White House. Rebecca (top) was originally given to them with the i

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Michael Jackson had a pet llama he regularly brought cRauh with him to the studio. When he and Freddie Mercury started WF FNOLYIOOO collaborating, the

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