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15 Movies That Obviously Know Nothing About Drugs & Alcohol

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Know what's hilarious? Those ridiculous, overwrought after-school-style specials cautioning teens about the dangers of drugs and alcohol. They're just so stupid. Know what's not hilarious? The fact that ultra-serious, earnest movies and shows spread even more inane misinformation about drugs and booze.

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CRACKEDo In Eurotrip, Scotty drinks absinthe and begins to have hallucinations of a fairy. Scotty doesn't know that absinthe doesn't actually cause ha

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Cops will never taste test cocaine by licking it not if they value their lives and jobs. Goodfellas (1990) Cocaine can potentially, if rarely, be cut

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In How I Met Your Mother, Lily and Robin discuss how different types of booze have different effects on their friends. The truth is, they all have the

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In Pulp Fiction, Mia (Uma Thurman) ODs on heroin and goes into cardiac arrest. Vincent (John Travolta) plunges a syringe of adrenaline into her heart,

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Thanks to the James Bond franchise, everyone mistakenly thinks shaken, not stirred is the way to make a perfect martini. When a martini is. shaken,

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Marcus Burnett in Bad Boys 2, who becomer impotent from an injury accidentally ingests some ecstasy pills that restores his erection. However, ecstasy

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At one point during Feari LATAING his drug rampage, AND Raoul Duke takes InLAS VEGAS adrenochrome stuff that is presented as a legendary strong psyche

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Sobering up is actually a lengthy process. In Blade Runner (1982), Deckard is sitting at his piano, nearly wasted, when he stumbles upon a picture and

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In Meet the Parents, Greg chews nicotine gum like regular gum. CEY But you're supposed to just chew it lightly a few times, then leave it between your

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You can't win a drinking contest and be pretty sober. In Raiders of the Lost Ark, Marion Ravenwood's opponent passed out and yet she barely shows any

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15 Movies That Obviously Know Nothing About Drugs & Alcohol

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