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The 26 Stupidest Features Of Your ‘Smart’phone

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Look, smart devices and apps have been around for years. By now you'd think the manufacturers would have hammered out all the bugs, and we'd all absolutely love them. Which, ok, yeah, most of us do. The thing is, we also hate them. They're constantly doing things that seem deliberately designed to be annoying.

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I hate how my smartphone wants to turn everything I search for into a shopping trip. 25% SALE PETS TOOLS EXOTIC CASTRATION 50% 5 CRACKEDcO COM

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CRACKEDCON My smartphone has an auto rotate feature that is either ON or OFF. 10:43 AM Mon, March 6 Search phone and scan for nearby devices WHFi Loca

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STOP ADDING USELESS FUNCTIONS TO THE VOLUME BUTTONS WHEN I PRESS VOLUME DOWN, I WANT TO LOWER THE VOLUME, NOT LAUNCH THE CAMERA CRACKED COM

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CRACKEDOON AirPods are unnecessary and impractical. hate that there's no headphone jack iPhone. on my new

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Pandora keeps randomly auto-launching on my smartphone. It throws me off SO completely that I can't figure out how to turn it the hell off. GRAGKEDCON

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The iphone's iCloud feature is basically pointless. If you delete photos from your phone to make more storage room, it automatically deletes them from

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www.technadu.com The dumbass Facebook Mobile a Browser that View when saved items pops up you click a link Open in Safari in the app annoys me to no e

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CRACKEDOON Smartphones have gotten bigger over the years and are bad news for people with small hands. As a result, I can't hold the phone with one ha

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Entry by wonderfloam

If I use the wrong pressure on the start button, Siri pops up. CRAt What can I help you with? Leave me alone. It happens a lot. It's annoying.

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Entry by munagam07

GOOGLE MAPS now How was Peggy Sue's 50's Diner? Rate this place to help others. You can add a review and photos too. Google Maps continuing to ask me

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

Modern phone batteries do not last at all, SO always need to carry a powerbank with me. E95 Too bad the USB cords I use with it always die after about

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When we Caans spend two months' salary to buy a brand new smartphone, And 6 months later.. The next model makes us feel like 009900 we are back 0606 0

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Entry by Gareth

CRACKEDOON My phone remembers every typo I've ever made and suggests it to me when I'm trying to write, and the only way to clear them out is to wipe

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Entry by PollyDarton

I cannot stop my phone from blasting me with music from my CRAGA anclent iTunes. I have turned off every single setting I can find and deleted all my

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Entry by Hestutomo

Software updates-which usually happen automatically-actually make my smartphone slower and drain the battery more. CRACKED

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iPhone: Storage almost full. *Removes 500 photos, 100 songs and 5 apps from my phone.* General Storage & iCloud Usage STORACE Used Storage Almost Full

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