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By now you're probably convinced that famous people live in some sort of pocket universe where common social rules don't apply. And that's especially true when it comes to dating and relationships. Celebrity dating techniques range from baffling to openly hilarious. This, in a world where literally all they'd need to say is, "Hi, I'm Chris Pratt."

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Michael Douglas used want to father your children as a pickup line to Catherine Zeta-Jones. EN BE It put her off though, and he had to resort to a ru

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KIRK CAMERON SAYS THAT THE KEY TO A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP IS HONOR: WOMEN, HONOR YOUR MAN AND FOLLOW HIS LEAD! HE SAYS THAT A MAN SHOULD NOT TELL A WOMAN

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CRACKED ce COM Cheryl cole is sure guys want to hear little breaths from a woman during sex. Women shouldn't be loud, she says, so they don't sound

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Accordingo to Kristen Stewart,e oskippingt the shower makesthe relationshipl hotter: llove the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under

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Uma Thurman said it's better to have a relationship with someone who cheats than with someone who doesn't Flush the toilet. Although when asked about

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Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker used their agents as middle-men when they started dating. Andy asked his agent to give Brooklyn's agent his number. B

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RICHARD NIXON INFORMED FUTURE FIRST LADY PAT RY OF HIS INTENT TO MARRY HER BEFORE SHE HAD AGREED TO THEIR FIRST DATE. DURING THE TWO YEARS BEFORE SHE

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Jennifer Lawrence believes that the secret to a happy relationship is to mutually agree to rfy ignore one another during busy times. CRACKEDCONM

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Former Days of Our Lives star, Alison Sweeny claims she and her husband keep their marriage alive by giving each other a yearly job evaluation over

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If a guy is out for one thing, it's best to go for shallow, unintelligent women. -Steve Harvey Harvey says men looking for casual encounters should

eWeird Al Yankovic he says took several first dates to The Naked see Gun. He wouldn't mention his cameo. He'd just wear the same shirt and wait for h

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According to Russell Brand, threesomes are only worth doing with two girls: I would urge people, men especially. unless they're bisexual, to avoid th

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CRACKEDCO That time of the month? Give BJs to keep your boyfriend, says 50 Cent.

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CRot Jack Nicholson says dishonesty is vital in a relationship. You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police. Everybody el

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Boris Kodic claims that in order to keep your marriage in order, you have to keep it sexy. However, he also says that if you fail to keep your marriag

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Bruce Willis's best old-school, single guy pick-up line, as he calls it, was: you what are Hey... later? for sex doing

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Because Of his struggles with a porn addiction, TERRY CREWS believes that no man ine relationship should watch it: Women, you need to be fearless. Yo

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Kate Moss found her once-husband Jamie Hince through Google. Google Gooule Scarcli I'mI Feeliny Lucky She was googling men when she found a pictur

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Julie Delpy claims men should be reachable at all CRACKED COM times, but women won't always necessarily answer their phone calls. Also? It's not a d

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If a woman's favorite movie is the 1991 Madonna documentary Truth or Dare, run. That's Brad Pitt's advice.

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Spice Girl Mel B says she chose dates from a lineup of celebrity d!ck pics. The singer claims a friend introduced her to a secret site where famous me

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