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Stereotypes That Are Proven Baloney (That People Still Believe)

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You would think that commonly-believed assumptions earned that status because, you know, they're valid statements backed by proven data. But, as with many things we tend to accept wholesale, it turns out many of these "facts" are pretty much bullshit.

So it's time to stop believing things like ...

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Entry by Andrea Meno

Turns out, Native Americans aren't heavy drinkers. 16.7% of whites binge-drink a few times a month, as do 17.3% of Native Americans. And 7.5% of white

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Entry by Busteq

BLOND GIRLS ARE STUPID Actually, they score slightly above everyone else on IQ tests. CRACKED cOM

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Entry by Gareth

The prevailing media narrative is that Donald Trump won the White House by tricking the desperate poor. The median Trump voter makes $72,000/year, mor

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Entry by PookieJones

Manliness won't help you fight the flu. Quite the opposite. Testosterone suppresses the immune system, which is why it takes men longer to recover fro

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Entry by Gareth

THE IDEA THAT SENIOR CITENs VOTE CONSERVATIVE BECAUSE THEY ABANDONED THEIR YOUTHFUL IDEALISM AS THEY AGED IS A RESULT OF SURVIVORSHIP BIAS. THOSE WITH

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Stereotypes about Jewish people being reluctant to spend money are malarkey. In 2016, Jewish Americans gave more than twice what Catholics gave to cha

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Entry by Michael Voll

Critics of food stamps portray recipients as unemployed! loafers with no motivation to find work or leave the GRAUN program. In fact, a 2012USDA study

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Entry by Busteq

ALL MUSLIMS ARE ARABS' STUDIO6 WBEZ WEZ Actually, only 200/0 of Muslims are of Arab ethnicity. CRACKED COM

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Entry by Michael Voll

Contrary to the stereotype of Australians being constantly at risk of death by venomous snake or spider. the leading culprit in animal-related deaths

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Entry by Andrea Meno

Gay men actually don't sleep with a lot of people. Of 3.2 million OKCupid users, 45 percent of gay ones (and 44 percent of straight ones) had 5 sexual

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Only a very small minority of Jamaicans are Rastafarian. According to a 2005 report, they make up less than 10% of the population.

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Entry by Busteq

THESE YOUNGER FOLK NO LONGER RESPECT THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE Figure 1: Divergent Trends in Extramarital Sex by Age 20% 19% S 18% 17% 16% 15% 14% XK

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Entry by kidrawk

Spec Germany isn't really all that crazy about sausages. Shaditwus 1.9 07 hrer Weisse wurst Ring ian N.a 1009 112 Kalbs -Bratwurst Stockwrst 1.12 119

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Entry by elisatan

CRACKED ALL VIKINGS WORE HORNED HELMETS Actuallys the misconception came from a painter who had drawn the Vikings with horned helmets. He was inspir

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Entry by Golondrina

Contrary to the idea of women being bad drivers, women tend to be more careful at the wheel than men. From 1975 to 2016, the number of male car crash

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Entry by Busteq

All Latinos are brown 15 10 17 15 Mestizosa are rarely a majority in any given Latin American country. Certain places, like Argentina, are 850/0 whi

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Entry by Gareth

In US politics, everyone knows that working class means coal miners. Te fa ST TST More people are employed by Arby's alone than by the entirety of t

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Entry by elisatan

YOU CAN FREELY CONSUME ANY DRUGS IN AMSTERDAM Actually, all drugs are forbidden in the Netherlands. The government only tolerates very small amounts

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Asians are bad drivers. For an ethnic group that supposedly has bad driving written into their genetic code, they sure get into very few road acci

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Poor people are mostly drunks and/ or drug addicts. Not true. A 2012 study has revealed that while young adults in poor families were more likely to

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417288620 The story of the dorks growing up to rub their wealth in all the the popular kids' faces is a fairy tale. Students who have good social skil

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Entry by sesu

Most gamers are men ...but in reality, men are the minority in gaming! ONY According to studies. 52% of gamers are women. Even in 2011 about 49% of

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CRACKEDCON VS The image of Asian-Americans as a super-successful model minority is an illusion. While the average Asian-American household's income is

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Entry by Fermosalua3

CRACKED Black men are particularly well endowed. FALSE Recent research shows there's no correlation between race and penis size. C

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Prrisoners aren't thhe ones committing most of the sexual violence in prison. Institutional staff are responsible for sixty percent of reported sexual

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