25 of the Funniest Things Seen on a Train

25 of the Funniest Things Seen on a Train

Colin Jost’s 10 Best Burns From the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Colin Jost’s 10 Best Burns From the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Sean Penn’s Angry Letter to Trey Parker and Matt Stone Post-’Team America’ Is Still Hilarious 20 Years Later

Sean Penn’s Angry Letter to Trey Parker and Matt Stone Post-’Team America’ Is Still Hilarious 20 Years Later

Why the Sequel to ‘Goodfellas’ Was a ‘90s Steve Martin Comedy

Why the Sequel to ‘Goodfellas’ Was a ‘90s Steve Martin Comedy

30 Jokes, Cameos and Callbacks Cleverly Disguised As Background Clutter

30 Jokes, Cameos and Callbacks Cleverly Disguised As Background Clutter

29 Movie Adaptations That Left Out The Wildest Stuff

We like to roll our eyes at the whole "the movie will never be better than the source material," stuff. But, as our readers' research shows, it turns out that sentiment is absolutely true. $200 went to the best find ...

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What's missing from the TV movie IT? The prepubescent bonding orgy. Duh. CRACKED.COM

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At the end of Roderick Thorp's Nothing Lasts Forever (aka. Die Hard) Karl surprises everyone by unload- ing his machine gun at Joe Leland (aka John

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CRACKED COM IN THE OLDEST TELLING OF CINDERELLA, CINDERELLA KILLS HER STEPMOTHER, WANTING HER FATHER TO MARRY THE MAID. THEN, THE ID/NEW-STEPMOTHER BR

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In the original children's book, rather than the medal we're all familiar with, the Wizard puts out a dish for the Cowardly Lion and fills it with liq

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In the original ending of Jurassic Park all the dinos are bombed to oblivion by the fictional army of Costa Rica. So much for life will find a way CR

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Two of Bret Easton Ellis' most famous characters, Sean and Patrick Bateman, make brief appearances in the novels featuring the other brother as the pr

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In the novel, Inigo Montoya actually begins to cut out Count Rugen's Count Rugen ends up heart. dying of fright before he can finish. CRACKEDGOM

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Voldemort forced Peter Pettigrew to strangle himself with his own magic hand

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Annie... what are you doing with that hammer? OH DEAR GOD N00OOOO!!! Seriously, STEPHEN no. Take a look at the KING original cover of the novel on Mis

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Cafos In Stephen King's novel four year-old Tad Trenton dies of dehydration after being trapped in hot car the a by rabid's St. Bernard dog. Even regu

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MOVIE CARRIE BURNS DOWN A HIGH SCHCO! AND KILIS SOME PEOPLE. NOVEI CARRIE LEVEIS AN ENTIRE TOWN BY DETONATING UNDERGRCUND GAS TANKS, COWNING POWER LIN

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In the book, Andy bribes the guards to beat the hell out of the guy who was raping him... THE SHAWSHANK REDEPMP TNON ...with the money he brought to p

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JAMES MORGAN ANGELINA McAVoy FREEMAN JOLIE AND WANTED SUMMER 2008 You've probably already forgotten about this 2008 action film, more than likely beca

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CRACKED.COM No film adaptation of The Jungle Book to date., has shown the part in which Mowgli tricks the animals of the jungle into destroying a vill

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IN COLLODI'S BOOK, SMASHES PINOCCHIO THE INSUFFERABLE, MORALISTIC CRICKET AGAINST THE WALL WITH A MALLET AWESOME, ISN'T IT? CRACKEDGOM

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The first time we meet Hawley Griffin, the Invisible Man, in Alan Moore's League of Extraordinary Gentleman comic, he is running around impregnating y

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IN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES AN INTEGRAL OF BANE'S PLAN BATMA PART TO TAKE CONTROL OF GOTHAM CITY INVOLVES FREEING THE INMATES OF BLACKGATE PENITENTIARY

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IN THE COMIC WELCOME BACK FRANK (BASIS FOR THE 2004 FILM) THE PUNISHER USES A FLAMETHROWER RRRR PUNCHES A POLAR BEAR IN THE FACE SO THAT IT WILL MAULH

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IN THE ORIGINAL JURASSIC PARK NOVEL, MLILDOON BLEW APART VELOCIRAPTORS WITH A GODDAMNED ROCKET LAUNCHER.

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In the graphic novel V for Vendetta the evil dictator Adam Sutler is implied to have a machine fetish and masturbates in front of a supercomputer. A

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The original The Princess Bride novel does not include a Pit of Despair. Instead, Prince Humperdinck has a 5-level underground hunting arena called

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IN THE BOOK, A CURSING, POT-SMOKING FORREST GUMP GOES INTO SPACE WITH AN APE NAMED SUE, BUT SUE CRASHES THE SHIP AND THEY'RE FORCED TO LIVE WITH CANNI

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