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23 Tell-All Books That Would Change the World

We may think we have all the answers, but there are still so many mysteries floating around that we haven't even scratched the surface about the things we've come to accept.

That's why we asked our readers to conjure about books that would just answer so, so much. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Justin Ashby

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CRACKEDCO COM USER MANUAL the STONES fouulkoco i 000 OL OUUD 110

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Entry by Michael Voll

IN ANTHROPOLOGY NEW DEPARTURES Realities: Unreal texts analysis of unscripted A hermeneutic and the discourse in early 21st Century paradigm. of the

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Entry by guydouglas

CHURCHHOF SCIENTOLOGY A I Invented a Religion How I duped Hollywood with science fiction and became filthy filthy rich. L. Ron Hubbard

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Entry by Paka

BlUSyDIS YO MEd N DTION 8 VVENTUR TVOND imwunfmy IT WAS Why ME I broke up The Beatles. IT WAS ME CRACKEDOON

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Entry by mattographer

e NI PRICE I LIKE IT DIRTY ASEXUALMEMOIR MR CLEAN

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Entry by ChevySpoons

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Entry by mattographer

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Fred Noonan, Earhart, others Amelia and Taylor Charles explain REVEL o A SOUPE MARIE just were We REST REALL or L blew up

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Entry by Mgloss

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Entry by dw1039

JRarkus lotch Iersson Craft JRein

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Entry by ChevySpoons

M eans ti thhe Wte33 Woditelter Prrogran AMemoi Tr Haia CRACKEDCON

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Entry by monkeylamp

I'm Still Here :Why I Faked My Death to Help Our Alien Overlords It's true, I was with him -Marilyn Monroe Gripping -Elvis Presley John Fitzgerald

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Entry by bazooka

ROSWELL WIDOW Ba-oona Zarkon Spaceman's Life Partner Exposes The Shameful Interplanetary Coverup CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Sebastardo

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Entry by Nels Nelsen

CRACKED.COM FROM KENYA TO THE WHITE HOUSE Barack Obama

Everything You Wrong! Know is hamumer I=13 F=mc Jeff White Black Mort Fred Gary Creatorls) of the Universe

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Entry by bazooka

When I Was Bad Glindaot D Doing It In the Yellow Brick Road Munchkin Orgies and The Night Scarecrow Got It Up CRACKEDCONI

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Entry by Scott Laffey

FOUND The Walt LLoyD Story Al! the CRAZY SHIT that happened on the preternatural island explained by a boy who survived it. WALTER LLOYD Foreword by E

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Entry by Quartermaine

HOW TO LIVE FOREVER The Man. BOOK NOONPAN The Myth. The Bees. NICOLAS CAGE CRACKEDGOM

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Entry by Tim Babb

From the #1 Bestselling Author GOD MY FAVORITE RELIGION Wow...did Nor see that coming -Richard Dawkins GRACKEDOON

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Entry by luvthecubs

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