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The Sex Ed Lessons You Wish They'd Taught You

It didn't take most of us long to realize the sex education we got in school wasn't going to come in handy. We asked you to look back at your sex life, and Photoshop the lessons you wish they'd taught you back in school. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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