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30 Error Messages You Never Want to See

Nothing announces the arrival of a horrible day like a nice, sternly-worded error message on your PC. Some, as everyone reading this knows, are much, much worse than others.

We asked you to photoshop some error messages that nobody wants to see, ever. The winner is below, but first, the runners up:

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Entry by El_Vanja

FIRE PUSH IN PULL DOWN Fire Alarm Subscription Expired Your fire alarm subscription has expired. In order to continue using your fire alarm, you must

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FUCK!! x Oh shit, oh shit, something broke! We really fucked up this time Dave! What do we do?! Cheese it!! CRACKED HOL

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Entry by CrassPip

Warning! The girl you about to cyber are with is actually your brother. Cancel Continue GRACKED 0o0

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Entry by Sanchez .

amstrad 128K Microcomputer (3) 1985 Amstrad Consumer Electronics olc and Locomotive Software Ltd. BASIC 1.1 You appear to have gone hack in time Press

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Entry by Shitegeist

X Microsoft Windows Windows Explorer has stopped working Why? Fuck you. That's why. Close program CRACKED.OD

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Bzzzzzzz X You have perormed an act of treason against Bees Stin'zorga, King Of Bees Clicking the Bees button will cause bees to issue forth from your

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Entry by Kybard

A problem has been detected and CONTROLPANEL-NOOBP has been shut don o prevent further damage to your HELICOPTER Please shut doon and restart your HEL

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Entry by Kybard

Error Chigurh.exe X exe Call it, friendo. Heads Tails YOu don't have to do this CRACKEDOOR

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Entry by Willrock

Lime Wire. DOWNLOAD FEATURES version 4.16.6 Confirm Bull Shit X IS that some kind of fucking joke? Warn me when I lie to Lime Wire Close I will not us

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Entry by Screamer

Warn ing Windows has detected a strawberry pop-tart in your CD-ROM drive. Unable to toast. OK CRACKEDoM

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Entry by Sanchez .

ELECTRO BONER ONLINE CRACKEDom

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Entry by Chris Bucholz

BRIDGE CHECKERS CHESS POKER FIGHTER COMBAT GUERILLA ENGAGEMENT DESERT WARFARE AIR-TO-GROUND ACTIONS THEATERWIDE TACTICAL WARFARE THEATERWIDE BIOTOXIC

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Entry by undersc_re

30 Error Messages You Never Want to See

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Entry by Rick K

Hindous Skynet has becone self-auare. Press any key to terninate hunanity Press CTRL ALT DEL to reboot your Franchise. You vill lose any unsaued conti

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Entry by Bishopwhitet

Error Ah ha ha ha ha ha...... ha ha ha.. AhhH ha hahahahahaha Hah hah hahaha HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHIII GRAGREDOM

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Entry by seabass341

30 Error Messages You Never Want to See

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Entry by DanShapiro

Error! Broken Condom! X Yeah, she's pregnant Abort CRACKEDDOM

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Entry by Goose

Warning! 7 X Your mother is coming upstairs. Close the dwarf porn? Pump up the volume No CRACKEDoOD

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Entry by Nickolas

Eror Some of the contents C:/Music (84.7G) has been lost. 79M was saved in folder C:/Music/Panic! at the Disco. Play in Winamp CRACKED.D

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Entry by EcricircE

30 Error Messages You Never Want to See

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Entry by Steve Clark

Error Reporting ? X Don't fuck with me! Error 187- I will fucking kill you! This error may be caused by the fact that you are fucking with the wrong c

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Entry by Nedroid

30 Error Messages You Never Want to See

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Entry by Janner-bandit

ERROR Unable to Shutdown x Just what do you think you're doing Dave? Stress Pill Think it over CRACKEDOM

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30 Error Messages You Never Want to See

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Entry by G_H

E fx ? >> B B5 A D E F 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Office assistant Dot found X 9 10 Office assistant Clippit not found. 11 Defaulted to assistant Steve Urkel

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Entry by Jedoc

jedi_training.exe X WARNING Value for user age.dat exceeds recommended specifications. Fatal errors may occur. Do Do Not Try CRACKED.om

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Entry by G_H

Beam me up, Scotty X Transfer: 45% complete Beam me up, Scotty Bmus.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. We ate soriy for the inconvenien

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Entry by charlatantric

kolono fondle... fondle... fondle... *error* clench... CRACKED.com

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Entry by Chab Gassie

confusedmind.doc - - OpenOffice.org Writer X File Edit View Insert Format Table Tools Window Help X Word Count ABC ABC Prose Times New Roman 7 B 36 72

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Entry by Chris Bucholz

YOUR WHOLE GOD DAMNED LIFE X You have made life. a complete hash of your Close If the problem persists, contact the program vendor. Details>> You live

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Entry by Evildrive

74 Syntax error x X What country you from? What? WHAT!? 7 Syntax x error What ain't n0 country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? What? WHAT

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Entry by Kybard

Sent Items- - Outlook Express X File Edit View Tools Message Help >> Create Peply Peply All Forard PRiNt Sent Items Folders O To Subject Outlook Expre

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You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Advertisements You'll See After the Apocalypse.

These will be magazine ads, billboards etc. from the savage wasteland that is our future.

Post your entries in the forums.

If you'd like to see the other entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Then enjoy the winners from last week's Photoshop contest that showed you some 20 Insane Supervillain Schemes in Flowchart Form.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.