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27 Famous Movie Plots Solved With One Line of Dialogue

We love movies, but there's a lot of convolution that goes on in order to keep our favorite films entertaining. Convolution, for the most part, that just wouldn't happen in the real world. We asked our readers to simplify these movies by adding a single piece of dialogue that would've solved problems presented in these movies. Winner got $100 ...

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Who is that? Your sister.

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Entry by clintster

There goes another one. Shoot it. Are you sure this thing is...

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Entry by Marconi Rebus

EXCUSE ME SIR, DO yoU MIND IF THIS LADY SITS IN THAT VACANT SEAT BESIDE YOU? CRACKED.COM

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Entry by chrkeener

27 Famous Movie Plots Solved With One Line of Dialogue

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Entry by firestorm182

CRACKED COM I don't know if anyone's mentioned this, Carrie, but people pick on other people as a way to mask their own pain and keep others from pick

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Entry by Ted E.

No one cares who's the President of Elysium. Send a couple of those fancy medical-beds to the planet's surface and everyone will be happy. Reolly? Hel

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Entry by Manx MacReady

27 Famous Movie Plots Solved With One Line of Dialogue

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Entry by Logia

FORGIVE ME CRACKEDCON

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Has anyone ever told you you're delusional?

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Entry by Edvamp

I need to fly from Sydney to LA. Book my private plane. GRACKED COM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKEDCON YOu JLIST MET Ms, TATE AT A CHARITY BALL AND you TRLIST HER WITH YOUR NLICLEAR DEVICEP I'LL PROVE you WRONG A BACKGROUND CHECK. JLIST you W

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Entry by Samzo

Let's be reasonable, guys... how about we split the treasure?

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Entry by DandyBerlin

Heather! Did you count heads? 11 including me... I think I'll double check just in case.

May I please see some identification, Mr. Froman?

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Entry by LeXman

DRINK THIS? I DON'T THINK SO, LAO CHE. L KNOW BETTER THAN TO DRINK ANYTHING HANDED TO ME BY A DOUBLE-CROSSING SNAKE LIKE YOU!

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Entry by MinorShan

I HAVE A DICK.

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Entry by gicusudoru

CRAGKED.COM 00 L avoy 2'H2 THOVA

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Entry by locomotif

JOHNG. RAPED WIFE AND M Him 1 Gor

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Entry by Danzy

I love Fredo, but he's always been weak. You probably shouldn't trust him with any important information.

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Entry by AM Smiley

CRACKED CON I DON'T LOVE you.

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Entry by Donottojr

By the way. those shoes can send you back home anytime you want. CRACKEDo COM

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Entry by bobbycopter

...and by the way, I stored a back-up of myself in McCoy's mind.

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Entry by mkad

No, look, Tyler Who is the name of the first baseman. Here's his baseball card, see? CRACKEDC COM

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Entry by Danzy

CRAGKEDeO Since you're probably going to find out anyway, how about I just tell you how screwed up my family is?

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Entry by matsnowie

CRACKED Just have to stop at home first to tell my wife I'll be late because we're taking directions from serial killer. a

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Entry by maluba

CRACKED.COM l SEE DEAD PEOPLE... LIKE you.

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Entry by Paika

CRACKED COM cough

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