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The 29 Worst Text Messages You Can Receive

With the advent of Texts From Last Night, we've come to appreciate the quirky and strange text messages we often receive. But what happens when you receive a text message so ominous, you can't laugh at it? So ominous it's terrifying? We asked our readers to show us those texts, and gave $100 to the winner ...

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Entry by RedRaspberry

Cracked 3G 4:17 AM mmI Messages Jessie Edit Mum found *it* Send CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Skybandit

USAF 3G 11:59 PM Messages GEN. KAOS Edit INCOMING CRACKED Send

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Entry by the_kcar

AT&T 3G 11:40 PM Messages UNKNOWN Edit wear the red one again pls Send

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Entry by Ruy Platt

AT&T 3G 2:34 PM Messages Shia Edit Ok, I'm ready for another Indy CRACKED COM

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Entry by Jordan Rudow

mIl- TELUS 3G 3:23 PM Messages Dr. Charles Edit Wrong testicle! lol my bad CRACKEDCON Send

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Entry by SeldenLi

ml.. Skynet 8:37 AM Messages You 9:46 PM Edit It's too late O Send CRACKEDCOMF

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Entry by AgentCoop

muI. Telcomm 3G 9:21 PM Messages NSA Edit Little to the left, please. GRAGKEDCON Send

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Entry by Tim Babb

AT&T 2:43 PM 33 Zack Snyder Edit Messages Affleck Out. Bieber in Send CRACKED COM

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Entry by Girz

AT&T 3G 3:40 AM E-- Messages Unknown Number Edit Your closet is nice CRACKEDCON Send

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Entry by DixonUranus

AT&T 3G 2:15 PM Messages Unknown Edit How's my funeral? Send CRACKEDCON

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Entry by CharginChuck

ml.. verizon 3G 12:42 AM Messages Dad Edit Do you have any grenades? CRACKED Send

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Entry by Viddywell

TARDIS 3G 12:00 AM mmI- Messages The Doctor Edit Don't Blink Send

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Entry by Jordan Rudow

VERIZON O 11:09 AM Messages Cletus EL Booty calr? Send ORACKEDCOM

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Entry by frenchfood

ml_ TELUS 3G 9:56 PM Messages Prof Edit IT GOT OUT Send CRACKEDCON

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Entry by SeldenLi

ul-- Cardiac 3G 1:46 AM Messages Pacemaker 1 Edit Error Send

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Entry by pscof42

AT&T 3G 3:24 AM Messages *Blocked* Edit So pretty, when u sleep Send CRACKEDOON

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Entry by Paka

CRACKED COM Potato 3G 2:13 AM Messages Pete Those pills RSpirin weren't BEY IMY CAT

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Entry by Orangedude

ml.. AT&T3G 7:24 PM 97% Messages Justin Bieber Edit On my way CRACKEDCON

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mlL. Orange 3G 10:30 AM Messages Dad Edit Thx 4 ur no. thru gloryhole, not sure how new phone works yet. Txt me bk? Send CRACKEDCONT

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Entry by rs1

mII- ATT 3G 12:43 AM Messages TJ Edit You know how you were wondering what would happen if we put Miracle Gro in the fish tank? CRACKEDCON Send

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Entry by RedRaspberry

mmI Cracked 3G 2:33 PM Messages Andrea Edit Get home now. Bring flame thrower. CRAGKEDCON Send

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Entry by jefftobin85

15:16 told you i'd find you... 11:44 Type message CRACKED COM

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Entry by El-ahrairah

The 29 Worst Text Messages You Can Receive

AT&T 3G 11:11 PM Messages UNKNOWN Edit It's lonely in your bed without you. Why don't you come upstairs? CRACKEDCON Send

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Entry by Sara Ohlms

AT&T 3G 2:17 AM Messages Steve Edit He wasn't dead. CRAGKED.OOM Send

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asl.. Verizon 3G 4:40 PM Messages Doctor Edit It has teeth! CRACKEDCONT Send

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Entry by Kittylouise

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Entry by frograge

...00 AT&T LTE 10:52 AM 91% Messages Caesar Contact iMessage Today 10:49 AM CRACKED CONT Send

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