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30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film

So they're making a damned Monopoly movie. Is there a worse idea for a movie adaptation?

Almost certainly. We asked you to plumb the darkest corners of your imaginations, and photoshop up the worst of the worst.

That winner is below, but first the runners-up (and note that half of these will probably turn out to be movies within five years):

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Entry by hextall

30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film

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Entry by I-Rod

This sumer Hungry Hungry Hippos A film by J.J. Abrams CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by futureKid

ANNE HATHAWAY KIRSTEN DUINST Two girls. One cup. No regrets. Fecal Love CBAEKED.HOM

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Entry by Corpsy

Mel Gibson presents LEVITICUS Itrs Time to Lay Down a Few Rules CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by amnesiasoft

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Entry by fuzzymuffins

VIN DIESEL MR. CLANN THE MAGIC ERASER IS5 COMINGS THIS CHRRISTMAS PeG im stdios CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by blemm

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Entry by Bishopwhitet

JACKIE CHRIS CHAN TUCKER SHOOTS AND LADDAS Coming Soon... Too Soon CRACKEDHOMT

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Entry by Senor_Taco

O CAN HAS MOVIE? nom nom nom nom sebertcat lolcats! nomming sune 2 theeters nere YU! CRACKEDIHOM

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Entry by Sputnik

THE PAIN WAS UNBEARABLE. THERE WAS ONLY ONE WAY OUT DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. BRAD HEADON PITT HEAD ON 0450TR CIMRONRUHSAHRE MA REHE RA ISFIENE NSULE

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Entry by crang

ROCKPAPERSCISSORS Meet Rock... ...who beats Scissors... ...who beats Paper... who beats Rock. IG 0020 RORPSAMEUT anet AR ROEDUT UOUII EARAT PPATREE W

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Entry by fuzzymuffins

Roommates myspace PICTURES PRESENTS MILE THE MIOVI WHEN REALITY ENDS, WE MAKE STUFF UP! Peyton's a FOXI I'd tofally tap that ass! Tom you will die in

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Entry by homage

AN EL! ROTH FILM OPERATION YOU ARE THE DOCTOR CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Ian Fortey

Michael Bay CRANK THAT (SOULJA BOY B ...better than being Stabbed -Peter Travers CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Fairview

COURTNEY LOVE .By the way,I hate reading magazines where the actresses are saying, 'Broccoli and fish, broccoli and fish.' You liars. You bulimic liar

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Entry by Davron

Sleep Hard The story of a man who slept through the events of Die Hard. If you look closely you can Pretty much all of Die Hard see Bruce Willis jum

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Entry by ginchael

TTiIs summer, the bullets will flY DUCK HUNT LIONSGATE and LWE BOLL present IASON STATHAM JULIA STILES 'DUCK HLNIT' SOULIA BNY ICE CUBE ROBIN WILLIAMS

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Entry by mnemosyne23

John's friends knew he needed help. But in the end, he was all alone. Wes D.L.Y. Craven's GAZEBO This summer, terror comes with shingles NW LINE CNEL

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Entry by S Peter Davis

FUDD ED HARRS RABBIT SEASON. DUCK SEASON. 2008 CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by MrIncredible

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Entry by Newbie

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Entry by RB2

SUDOKU Namhens don't lie...they just kill. FSHIA aTY O C00R MOD NG MLEM 0 S1680 P12 PARTIN 11 MASBGIPHG RROMEYA Vt 59 PC008 CRACKED.cOM comings soon N

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Entry by Salieri

Walt Disney PRESENTS THe R9HMERSIE TARES TRACKED.COM

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Entry by Sanchez .

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Entry by Rick K

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Entry by tgr10

CHRISTIAN BALE One man... One task... THE LEGEND OF SISYPHUS This is the most boring piece of shit I've ever seen. --Manohla Dargis THE NEW YORK TIM

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GOOMBA THE UNTOLD STORY FFIT 1 CRACKEDH

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Entry by S Peter Davis

MIKE MYERS SONIC THEHEDGEHDG CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Yawn-Malice

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS is ROBOTNIK Not that irritating hedgehog again... 5.26.08 CRACKED.cOM

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Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Supervillain Evil Plan Flowcharts.

You've probably seen these flowcharts around, if not here's one example:

The "What Would George W Bush Do" Flowchart.

They are also a regular feature on the web comic Achewood:

Lyle's flow chart for a normal Friday.

Only you'll be charting the convoluted decisions of your average supervillain while executing his master plan.

Post your entries HERE, in the forums.

If you'd like to see the other 400+ entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Then enjoy the chosen from our second Photoshop contest and the resulting gallery of truthful banner ads.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.