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The Top 25 Pieces of Movie Merchandise Too Awesome To Exist

Between those sad plastic light sabers and the even sadder Vote for Pedro shirts, the movie merchandise industry clearly doesn't try very hard.

We asked you about the merchandise that would exist if only Hollywood had the balls to make it, and offered money to whoever could photoshop the most ball-flatteningly awesome example.

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Entry by Sanchez .

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Entry by chefwhit

The Top 25 Pieces of Movie Merchandise Too Awesome To Exist

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Entry by Mike Huang

JASON BOURNE'S HOMEMADE CAN OF ALMIGHTY WHUP-ASS ENERGY DRINK GRACKED.OM

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Entry by S Peter Davis

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IOREK BYRNISON Life-Size! Remote-Controlled! Battenes not included CRACKED.cM

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Entry by Fairview

WArDisNEy FNCHANTE Little Dress Maker Kit CRACKED.TCOM

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Entry by fancytaco

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TAWD When there's no more room in your tummy... ... The Dead will Walk the Earth. RASBERRY GOO-FILLED! LIFE-SIZE M OMHIE WOTM ea CRACKED.coM

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Entry by Ian Fortey

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Entry by Gibbo69

The Top 25 Pieces of Movie Merchandise Too Awesome To Exist

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Entry by AnnArrogance

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Entry by Bishopwhitet

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Entry by AnnArrogance

The Buffalo BillHome Sewing Machine Buffalo Bill B CRACKED.OM

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Entry by Bishopwhitet

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Entry by boredatwork

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Entry by Krick

SUPERMAN Powers* Cape! CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Mike Huang

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Entry by Mella

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Entry by Mella

SAl Beartrap Recreate your favorite scene! CRACKED.COM ages 3 and up

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Entry by Pr3

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Entry by Rubbin Hood

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Entry by Sanchez .

Never again have no reason to drink your own piss KEVIN COSTNER'S WATERWORLD PISS-DRINKINNG MACHINE CRACKED.coM

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Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Terrible Movie Adaptation Ideas.

You've probably heard that they're making a Monopoly movie, so you'll have to work extra hard to get more ridiculous than a movie based on a board game. We have faith, though. Post your entries in the forums.

If you'd like to see the other entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. If this is your first time visiting the Photoshop contest, you should probably check out The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers. Or, for some pictures that even we couldn't make up, check out The 25 Most Insane Protester Signs You're Likely to See Today.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.