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18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense

Celebrity endorsed products are a good idea in theory, but the lack of self-awareness among corporations and their human mascots tends to screw things up pretty spectacularly. We asked our readers to show us the ads that such partnerships should be giving us. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Perusse

THE CAR TOM BRADY WOULD DRIVE IF HE WERE POOR DO 2073 DODGE

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Entry by Sksmith

18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense

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Entry by ALosophy

ALL ANIMALS HAVE THE SAME PARTS OKAY, SO MAYBE SOME ANIMALS DO HAVE A FEW EXTRA BITS AND BOBS HERE AND THERE, BUT I MEAN... SHOULDER YA KNOW... THE PO

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Entry by Tim Babb

CRACKEDCON TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR NEARLY KILLING THE osi. KING OF POP.

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Entry by stackmonster

FUCKING BEANS HEINZ BEANZ HEATTHEMUP IT'S NOT FUCKING ROCKET GRAGKED SCIENCE CON

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Entry by HaywireLiar

M GRAGKED.GOM MONOPOLY PUT. THAT COFFEE. DOWN. SHIT COFFEE'S FOR CLOSERS ONLY MONOPO YOU TIHINK I'M FUCKING WITH YOU? AM NOT FUCKING WITH YOU. You'd b

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Entry by krakenkraked

18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense

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Entry by krakenkraked

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Entry by johnli27

18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense

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Entry by ALosophy

CRACKEDCON Trust US. We want you to kick it. Who could possibly know more about Insurance than a bunch of pre-pubescent cartoon kids? I can't MetLife

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Entry by HaywireLiar

18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense

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Entry by Bolthorman

ORAGKED.OON Straight Talk. I have performed no research about batteries. nor have I purchased a battery in the last 20 years. I couldn't even name tw

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Entry by Goran G.

18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense

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Entry by johnli27

I Know a crappy illusion when I see one. David Copperfield car'tbelleve Butlerl irs ot Original CRACKEDGOM

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Entry by HaywireLiar

GRACKEDE CON NEW PRINTS AND COLORS PEOPLE KNOW Depead MEN IF YOU'RE A SHITHEAD. SAME SENSE OF SHAME. call 1.800.558.6423 or visit DEPEND.COM BUT THANK

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Entry by GallopGhost

18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense

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Entry by HaywireLiar

There is no middle ground. TROJAN Don't play of CRACKED CON game regrets. COM

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Entry by DixonUranus

I am going to make this simple for you. A certain corporation has hired me to endorse one of their products. You will find this product, and you will

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