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20 Terrible First Drafts of Famous Quotes

Great ideas don't just come out of people's brains fully formed, and the same goes for perfectly worded quotes. We asked you to show us the changes that took place between the first and final drafts of iconic quotes. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Just_Another

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Entry by aerodynamite

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Entry by BRWombat

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Entry by Kanklefest

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